Audio Reviews - Battleship - Audio Review

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  September 01, 2012 at 3:16 AM, said ...

  This can't beat TF2 and 3 for worst film ever, i give it a low rental, it's stupid as hell, and full of holes like a block of cheese, but their's something about it that's not aweful or offensive, well maybe offensive to your mind b/c it's  ridiculous. I feel bad for Peter Berg and Liam Neeson, for being involved with this dreck though.

• August 16, 2012 at 4:16 PM, said ...

  They clearly missed the part where the US doesn't use battleships in the 21st Century.

  
  
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  May 22, 2012 at 6:12 AM, Leon said ...

  one point of "fact". From F2ck up to Navy Lt. took 6 years. The story open in 2006... and the movie was very bad

• May 22, 2012 at 12:57 AM, Robert Cuthbert said ...

  I did a facepalm during this when they got the old sailers - all 10 of them, to start up the battleship, get it all working, then sail off and fight the aliens. (Usual crew size was 1500-2000 men).

   I was like, wtf? I know the film was supposed to be stupid, but shit - this brought it down to a whole new level.

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 11:37 PM, said ...

• May 21, 2012 at 9:32 PM, said ...

  

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 9:26 PM, said ...

  @Herman Now I want to see a Jenga movie. It might actually be worth the humor.

  I think I prefer Stealth to Battleship. Some action that I actually liked in Battleship, like two scenes but overall some ol' bullshit.

  Stealth I actually enjoyed for the action scenes.

• May 21, 2012 at 6:16 PM, Andrew Willson said ...

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 5:46 PM, said ...

  That Jenga idea had me laughing for days.

• May 21, 2012 at 2:02 PM, said ...

  What do you expect from a movie "staring" Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, and Brooklyn Decker?

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 10:08 AM, said ...

  @QuessByrd

  Yeah, but I reckon Co host will love this one more or equally than all of Adam Sandler's movies since he is somewhat sucking his dick

• May 21, 2012 at 5:57 AM, said ...

  If people think this is a stinker. Than I can't wait for the spill crews review for "There's My Boy". Here's a sample of the future Worst of Contender.

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 5:37 AM, Deshi Gainer said ...

  Wait, you mean to tell me Michael Bay wasn't involved with this garbage film?

• May 21, 2012 at 3:49 AM, said ...

  Avengers was freaking Awesome, this movie was some Whacky Movie from the SyFy channel

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 3:38 AM, said ...

  Comment by K.O. 2 hours ago

  so what's the difference between Battleship and The Avengers? 

  they both have explosions and a bad plot

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  Really.....Really??? *_____*

• May 21, 2012 at 2:18 AM, Alexandra (Zandy) said ...

  @ Co-Host 3000 I love when you say about Hop Scotch game 

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 1:32 AM, said ...

  It's a dumb movie but I just had so much fun with it. Every action scene was excellent, Liam Neeson (the 10 mins of him) was awesome, and the 2 main captains actually felt like bros act the end of the movie. I had as much fun with this as the Avengers. Also, I don't know how many stories I have starting with getting a chicken burrito. I know the acting is crap and the story is numb inducing and borderline psychotic but it somehow added to the fun I had to the movie. Man, the last 20 minutes are insanely stupid and fun.

• May 21, 2012 at 1:09 AM, Panzer said ...

  Yvan eht nioj!

  
  
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  May 21, 2012 at 12:55 AM, said ...

  so what's the difference between Battleship and The Avengers? 

  they both have explosions and a bad plot 

• May 21, 2012 at 12:01 AM, said ...

  Yea....best part...the aliens see a little kid and it turns green "Don't hurt the Kid"  THEEEEEENNNN it destroys a fucking freeway, not taking into account ALL the innocent people on in the cars..lol WHAT THE FCUK...these aliens are skitzo!

  
  
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  May 20, 2012 at 11:12 PM, Jon said ...

  I actually had a lot of fun with this movie

  I saw some little kids excited as hell in my theater

  great effects and action

  it is hard to translate a board game to the big screen

  I also admired the alien storyline considering the many changes they had to make

  didn't like the characters as much, and Rihanna was awful

  but damn, couldn't take my eyes off the alien ships, the aliens themselves and of course...........

  Brooklyn Decker! :)

  

• May 20, 2012 at 9:52 PM, Alexandra (Zandy) said ...

  I could tell by looking at the poster it was going to be bad. 

  
  
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  May 20, 2012 at 7:40 PM, emmanuel said ...

  @ Korey

  What about this I can see it know the president of the United States  new artificial heart  has being implanted with a mini-bomb now top heart surgeon Dr. Samantha Sanders (Which ever Victoria Secret model Micheal Bay is trying to bang ) and Special Agent Lamont Jordan ( Will Smith) have less then 12 hrs to save the leader of the free world in OPERATION a Micheal Bay film coming summer 2014

• May 20, 2012 at 5:54 PM, Rich said ...

  YES! They did turn Battleship into a first-person shooter!

  
  
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  May 20, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Dante Webb said ...

  I think i'll take more people like Fatality, than Rocket Joe

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