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Six tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them to the abandoned city Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. During their exploration, they soon discover they are not alone.

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133 Comments for Chernobyl Diaries - Audio Review

  • June 20, 2012 at 9:57 PM, said ...

    anyone who watches this Movie better Check there Brain be for they even go to the box office and if you don't your not going to have any brains at all and you might be like the actor's and  there agents and also you just might be  the director or the producers of the Fucked up movie

    Because all they have shit in that head of there's  

  • June 20, 2012 at 7:04 PM, Alex Thompson said ...

    Wow, this was pretty bad.  The first 30 minutes were fun and I was starting to wonder what you guys were talking about.  Then at a certain point things went downhill quickly and the boredom and anger built.

    Thankfully I only paid $2 to see it.  No, wait, my friend paid for me.  So all I spent was time and a few brain cells.

  • June 18, 2012 at 6:05 AM, said ...

    Damn, I feel bad. I thought this movie was supposed to be a comedy.

  • June 15, 2012 at 2:18 PM, said ...

    I love this movie, is so bad its good

  • June 05, 2012 at 7:13 PM, said ...

    i hope they dont make another movie like this 

  • June 05, 2012 at 3:23 PM, Samm Boleyn said ...

    The BEST part of this movie was the couple sitting next to me in the theatre. The first time the blonde with the big boobs came on screen, the man of the couple yelled "DAYAM!!!!! That girl's got some nice titties!!!" and the woman yelled, "If you don't SHUT UP, you won't be getting any tonight!" So I'd only recommend seeing this movie if it's seen with that couple.

  • June 05, 2012 at 2:34 PM, said ...

    Just by watching this trailer this movie is a piece of shit and it  gets a Fuck  you and this movie is so fucking fake this is worst than project X and yeah Project X sucked Dick but this is just my opinion 1986 they had to take everyone out because if not they would be fucking Dead so i dont know what this movie is trying to get to you guys and Me at all

  • June 02, 2012 at 5:05 AM, said ...

    This movie sucked dick, Project X sucked dick, and Paranormal Activity and its sequels sucked dick.

  • May 31, 2012 at 2:10 AM, said ...

    that girl does have some nice tities but thats it pretty much... honestly i knew this was gonna suck once they mentioned jesse mcartney and oren peli

  • May 31, 2012 at 1:40 AM, said ...

    What I want to know is did you guys make it to the end of the movie and if yes what was the ending like

  • May 29, 2012 at 11:31 PM, said ...

  • May 29, 2012 at 5:02 PM, Kenneth Logan Jr. said ...

    @ 17:04-17:22

    Pops was watching this movie

  • May 28, 2012 at 6:37 PM, said ...

    Hey, guys! I'm a white kid that loves to party and make out with chicks! I'm rich and I really enjoy sticking my American face into other cultures! Let's go to North Korea! LOL!

    Shoot me.

  • May 28, 2012 at 6:08 PM, said ...

    We should split up, we'll cover more ground that way

  • May 28, 2012 at 8:00 AM, said ...

    S.T.A.L.K.E.R is the best! Both the movie and the games. R.I.P. S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 :(

  • May 28, 2012 at 1:05 AM, Nigel said ...

  • May 28, 2012 at 12:04 AM, said ...

    Oren Peli sucks. I'm serious, I know he didn't start the found footage steam, but I fucking hate this guy and his found footage crap!

  • May 27, 2012 at 10:57 PM, said ...

    Here´s a way better movie with Olivia Dudley

  • May 27, 2012 at 8:38 PM, said ...

    Their were good shaky-cam movies (Open Water being the best example), but this film make Bruckheimer look like Orson Welles.

  • May 27, 2012 at 7:41 PM, Michael Giustini said ...

    Seriously, fuck Orin Peli. I have not liked a single thing he has done. He has even given up on his found footage gimmick with this crap.

  • May 27, 2012 at 7:03 PM, said ...

    I love you guys, and great review, but seriously, this movie is NOT set in Russia. The Ukraine is a separate country. Ukrainians are not Russians. But I'm with you on the lack of mutant fish attacks!

  • May 27, 2012 at 5:59 PM, said ...

    I never had plans to see this and I'm not surprised to hear it's really bad. These movies always make for great reviews though.

  • May 27, 2012 at 1:47 AM, Nedan said ...

    Is it just me or does this movie look exactly like the type of movie that Cabin in the Woods was mocking. 

  • May 26, 2012 at 10:22 PM, said ...

    It's always fun when the guys tear a movie apart.

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Synopsis:  An extreme vacation turns terrifying when a group of friends visit the Chernobyl disaster site, and learn that some nightmares never die. Conceived and produced by Paranormal Activity's Oren Peli, Chernobyl Diaries gets underway as six thrill-seeking tourists hire a fearless tour guide, and travel to the abandoned Russian city of Pripyat. Back when...  Continue Reading

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