Audio Reviews - Rock of Ages - Audio Review

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  January 02, 2013 at 7:04 AM, The Host said ...

• August 23, 2012 at 6:30 PM, said ...

  The only way this can be above a fuck you is at the end a chandelier crashes and burns evey single character alive.

  
  
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  July 18, 2012 at 11:10 PM, said ...

  Actually Korey, they started showing tits in 1969 and then moved to full nuidity in the 90's.

• July 07, 2012 at 8:55 PM, said ...

  Glad Korey defended 80's music. This movie is hust the Gleeifcation of the 80's.

  
  
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  June 21, 2012 at 4:27 PM, said ...

  GO GET EM KOREY! Fuck them for not respecting your love of 80s hits! lol

• June 19, 2012 at 9:29 PM, said ...

  Man, I knew the film wouldn't be as good, but...DAMN!! That's REALLY bad. Now I'm glad I saw "That's My Boy" instead. And I actually LIKED that film!

  
  
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  June 19, 2012 at 5:29 AM, said ...

  Tom Cruise still a hottie

• June 19, 2012 at 12:32 AM, Lawrence LOuis said ...

  Jerry,

  The fact that you come up with an assessment of whether a person is an "idiot" or not, based on a movie review actually reflects poorly on your intelligence.

  
  
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  June 18, 2012 at 11:59 PM, said ...

  I like 80's rock so that is why I'm not going to see this movie, Also it has Russel Brand seriously Hollywood! he's not funny ship him out get your money back! and invest in a funny british person try Simon Pegg or anybody else just a thought.

• June 18, 2012 at 8:52 PM, said ...

  Lawrence, you're an idiot. I would hate to have your taste in movies.

  
  
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  June 18, 2012 at 6:32 PM, said ...

  Leon I respect that Kanye Comment good sir

• June 18, 2012 at 5:28 PM, said ...

  ... I KNEW it.

  

  
  
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  June 18, 2012 at 4:16 PM, said ...

  Gang of Four beats any 80s band, post-punk to death. :D

• June 18, 2012 at 2:05 AM, Lawrence LOuis said ...

  You guys were unduly harsh on this film. Yes, the plot was all over the place, but given that this is a musical, I think I can forgive that. And I completely concur with many critics, who complained that the musical numbers did not fit with the context of the scene. But putting all that aside, it did deliver on the frenetic energy and light hearted vibe that the 80s was known for. And despite the lackluster acting from women like Julianne Hough (not to mention her off putting high pitch voice), the musical numbers were executed well, and I loved the fresh take they had on many 80s classics. For reminding the world how much superior, vocally and instrumentally, 80s rock was in comparison to what we have today, and for the hilarious over the top performances of Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, and Catherine Zeta Jones, I can over look all the other flaws with this film, and give "Rock of Ages" a high rental - preferably with your TV speakers cranked as loudly as they can go, and with you ready in you best air guitar pose.

  
  
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  June 17, 2012 at 6:53 AM, Zgamer said ...

  I posted my full thoughts on the video review, but Leon, Co-Host and Cyrus are totally right to hate this. This movie seriously could not end fast enough for me. Poorly acted except for Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin, terrible singing for lame covers of some good songs, bad jokes, atrocious jump cuts, idiotic character development and the barest of plots book ending one boring musical number after another.

  Also points off for bringing in Bryan Cranston and doing nothing with him but spanking him repeatedly for several of the films gratuitous and pointless buttocks close ups.

  Rating: SOME OLE BULLS*&%

• June 17, 2012 at 3:38 AM, said ...

  This wasn't so much rock, Jake Zappa, but pop trying to masquerade as rock.

  
  
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  June 17, 2012 at 2:22 AM, said ...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5sPHnIalw

• June 17, 2012 at 1:48 AM, said ...

  I like the music from this period.....the country music that is

  
  
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  June 17, 2012 at 1:41 AM, said ...

  Im not a fan of musicals

• June 16, 2012 at 11:46 PM, Jake Zappa said ...

  This isn't nostalgic to me at all. They used gay glam music. I grew up loving Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Dio, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Megadeth, Testament, and Slayer. The music in this movie was 80's rock for girls.

  
  
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  June 16, 2012 at 6:46 PM, robert nolasco said ...

  This movie wasnt that bad and the other people who watch this they got some good laughs out of it, plus with the cost of movies now dayz I aint paying 4 a movie that aint at least 2 hrs long.

• June 16, 2012 at 6:38 PM, said ...

  Z-A Rising, I'm sorry, I don't know you, but...

  You shouldn't see this movie if you thought THOSE films were bad.

  
  
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  June 16, 2012 at 4:13 PM, said ...

  i really think they should add another score after fuck you! i think it should be, destroy the film when seen, type of rating.

• June 16, 2012 at 2:20 PM, said ...

  KATHRINE ZETA JONES?!
  
  *places rose in mouth* Heelllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse.

  
  
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  June 16, 2012 at 2:04 PM, said ...

  Really Co-Host?? Really? You guys have seen Jack and Jill, all the Twilight movies, and all the Seltzerberg movies; and THIS is the one that broke you??!! Dude! There is worse things out there. I l havent seen this movie but...there is no way it could possibly be THAT bad.

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