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  October 29, 2010 at 3:53 PM, Kimbo said ...

  Okay guys, I know you love to highlight what the women look like and do in all the movies you review, but I have to speak up (whether you take it to heart or not) that I cannot believe you spent close to THREE MINUTES highlighting your obvious ageism, spending too much time on making fun of Helen Mirren. Maybe saying one comment or two, fine, but this was ridiculous, especially when you compare the comments about her vs. the comments about Morgan Freeman. What a great role model to have an "old woman" play a kickass-and-take-no-names character! You continue to show your young audience that it's all about youth and beauty, youth and beauty. Too much testosterone on this podcast. The movie may suck, but I prefer the rest of the actual review than the tasteless jokes about one of the best actors (who happens to be female). Just some food for thought for you to chew on.

• October 23, 2010 at 10:29 PM, Edward Howden said ...

  Back from seeing this, it could of been a lot worse.

  
  
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  October 23, 2010 at 8:10 PM, corey vire said ...

  I paid Matinee price. That seems to me what it was worth. I never read the books so I wasn't tainted by fanboyness. Fan boy needs to get the fact that when they make something like this it isn't for them. It's for everyone. I like the Idea of old school spies in the new world. The whole idea of they don't make em like they used to.

• October 23, 2010 at 5:51 AM, ReSiDeNtPsYcHo said ...

  I LOVED KNIGHT AND DAY, TOM CRUISE IS THE MOST AWESOME PSYCHO ON THE PLANET! :)

  
  
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  October 21, 2010 at 2:33 PM, Paul Monroe said ...

  This is the Expendables 2. And they still did it wrong - no Chuck Norris in it. I found this movie devoid of any exciting scene. Just a big waste of time. If it wasn't for the surround sound (and all the explosions and shooting) I would have fallen asleep in the movie theater. (I actually found the Expendables not that bad. Not that great either).

• October 21, 2010 at 2:03 PM, said ...

  Hollywood is greedy nowadays, their afraid of the next top writer that's gonna ask for the $120 Mil contract. But the silent and used and abused writers just keep on takin it. Hollywood needs to start dippin into the highschools and even elementary schools for talent and true imaginations. Every perspective told in film is always from a 3rd party view; for example - Hollywood can't make a military movie without being micromanaged by the military. I say take stories from the people on the internet and gather millions of ideas and even if needed copy and paste from here and there, the material of today is so recycled that they fail to see the potential elsewhere. Everyone cannot write but it doesn't mean that their concepts/ideas are not good. Years and Years ago, people would've killed einstein for saying that he could help make bombs and even change the view science, this is hollywood of today minus the killing part. They refuse to even review the potential of the people. Today it's all corporate and no talent, let me sell you shit and call it ice cream. Personally a good movie would actually be a movie based on the child projects that were secretly conducted during WWII to form the best assassins and operatives. Some even say that our special forces community is filled with former orphans now adult government assessts. Or a movie about an evil five year old with the ability to control nature and has telekenesis, and his brother who is his twin brother he is the good one and is discovered to be God. Crazy story yet original and has potential, these are just concept's pulled out of my ass and no work put in. But with time, it can be a masterpiece. After M.Night, some crazy stories can have potential but it's only a one shot deal.

  
  
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  October 20, 2010 at 6:20 AM, Michael Lena said ...

  Looks good

• October 20, 2010 at 2:23 AM, Mark Hazleton Jr. said ...

  Another bonus to this movie....for a PG-13 movie, it was surprising to see 3 people literally EXPLODE on screen (in a matter of 3 minutes...).

  
  
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  October 20, 2010 at 2:05 AM, Mark Hazleton Jr. said ...

  This is one of those rare times that i strongly disagree with Leon lol...i can definitely see his points and the others', but the only things that truly bothered me was most of the soundtrack (omg it was fuckin ANNOYING!!! some parts it actually sounded normal, but when the "tv-style" music came back, i wanted to punch my own face lol). That, and how sometimes it felt like they just wanted to PROVE they were joking about something, like "hey heres the joke...there it is...did you get it?". Other than that...for a movie like this (which really cant do too much with retired killers) it was definitely entertaining enough. Most of it looked very crisp and clear, SOME decent directing (some), the chemistry was a huge plus (coulda used Morgan Freeman more, even if he doesnt seem to fit as much), but overall, ive seen MUCH worse this year. I'd give it a Matinee, because i saw it at that time and didn't feel robbed at all. (could have been adjusted with a better score, maybe better scenes rather than a few of them, but besides that, it is what it is...old people with guns, having fun.)

• October 19, 2010 at 5:13 PM, jerinova said ...

  AND Helen Mirren is hot for her age! Perv jokes aside! I'm with Korey!

  
  
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  October 19, 2010 at 5:02 PM, jerinova said ...

  I saw red. it was a little slow and senior citizen for my taste. I laughed and felt entertained for the time it held my attention, which unfortunately was not the entire film. The end just seemed to be drawn out way to much. Not to mention that the folks on the run here are like a thousand(years old). It wasn't walk out material but maybe Leon was having bad flashbacks from Fantastic fest and was worried some old people would be raped. Leon it's okay! Rental.

• October 19, 2010 at 5:06 AM, Brutuxan said ...

  @Mitchell Gaston and Spell My Name, What the hell is this? A rebellion? Guy's as much as I respect some of your opposing views this whole, "Korey shouldn't say this and Leon should stop blah,blah,blah-", bullshit is kind of ridiculous.

  
  
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  October 19, 2010 at 4:26 AM, Mitchell Gaston said ...

  I think your guys critiquing has become to intense.

• October 19, 2010 at 3:30 AM, Fungusmonkey said ...

  @Spell My Name - That's okay, you can go if you want to. We won't miss you.

  
  
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  October 19, 2010 at 2:24 AM, Justin Tyler Riesz said ...

  I'm really struggling to stay with this site, I understand your guys opinions are just opinions, but the fact that you all can watch this movie and be soooo critical over the stupidest things make me feel you all are not watching movies as an average joe would. Maybe thats not your intent but Leon was like a dramatic teenager about this movie. Korey jus likes to insult ppl. He reminds me of my fat cousin, call every1 else ugly so u don't have to look at yourself.

• October 18, 2010 at 8:20 PM, Max Roach said ...

  I'm getting ready to see this movie only because I think it would be fun watching all these old people trying to be badasses... even though Morgan Freeman already is. Great review.

  
  
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  October 18, 2010 at 7:47 PM, David Jung said ...

  I actually thought the comedic parts were decent and while this isn't my favorite of this year, I liked it. I give it a matinee. I find it interesting that the opinions are so split on this but I am a big fan of all the actors here including the girl from Weeds <3.

• October 18, 2010 at 5:26 AM, Krasimir Savov said ...

  Oddly enough, this movie was a low FULL PRICE!!! for me. One of the best movies I've seen this year. It's been a bad year for movies I'll admit, but still...

  
  
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  October 18, 2010 at 3:55 AM, Mark Hazleton Jr. said ...

  If someone wants to hear a NEW Cyrus audio-loop...keep clicking 03:43 (it sounds like hes saying "I LIKE talking" instead of "a lot of talking"). Also, its too bad this sounds like a let-down...but only because i like each of the older lead-actors...im gonna give this movie a chance during matinee this week. Only if its on the stadium seating screen at my local theater, if its on 1 of the small ones, im skipping. But the trailer itself looked pretty entertaining, so i might as well see it for the actors alone. (although the soundtrack DOES sound annoying from the way u guys describe it, i HATE soundtracks like that!!! and since u guys rarely mention a bad soundtrack, im gonna take your word on it).

• October 18, 2010 at 3:35 AM, Joe said ...

  What's up with Carlyle? Is he still with the crew?

  
  
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  October 18, 2010 at 12:18 AM, BlackMagic said ...

  For those interested, the looping (which has since been fixed) version of the review is in the sidebar.

• October 17, 2010 at 8:23 PM, Matt Fortuna said ...

  CoHost your my boy but show some respect to Les Claypool. He did the sound track for Seinfeld and continues to tour to this day with his band Primus. He is probably the best bassist alive.

  
  
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  October 17, 2010 at 11:47 AM, Russell said ...

  @Chunk lol great way to take aim at the dick riders of Spill who can't think for themselves and constantly have to form an opinon that has to be the equivalent of korey, carlyle, co-host, leon, and carlyle's opinons. I like the movie but I can see why some people probably don't like it.

• October 17, 2010 at 7:12 AM, Chunk from TheKidsfromSpearfish said ...

  I liked the film alot actually, i thought it was very fun. but im one of those humans who can think on his own, not a robot!!!! Funny review though haha, Keep up the good work guys, cheers.

  
  
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  October 17, 2010 at 3:23 AM, Douglas Kuhn said ...

  I fucked HATED this film. I give it a FUCK YOU or Some ol Bullshit. I hated it. I LOVE SPILL for being so honest, I mean, wtf this movie has a 71 on rotten tomatoes. I thought I was crazy for hating it. Now I realize spill agrees with me. Awesome.

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