Audio Reviews - Bullet to the Head - Audio Review

After watching their respective partners die, a New Orleans hitman and a Washington D.C. detective form an alliance in order to bring down their common enemy.

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  February 08, 2013 at 11:24 PM, Nedan said ...

  I heard the Cyrus and Leon review first. But after hearing this I anna see the movie now. 

• February 08, 2013 at 1:26 PM, said ...

  McLovin is busy right now

  
  
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  February 05, 2013 at 7:24 PM, Patrick said ...

  Guess what Sung Kang always gets the ladies, espcially the Lantinas!!!!!!!!!!

• February 05, 2013 at 7:12 PM, said ...

  I'd suck a fart out of Sarah Shahi ass

  
  
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  February 04, 2013 at 7:27 PM, said ...

  If the movie is as funny as this review, I'm in. Great job, guys!

• February 04, 2013 at 4:21 AM, said ...

  Chris tucker should of been stallone partner in this movie and they could of made it in to the new rush hour

  
  
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  February 04, 2013 at 12:19 AM, Jon said ...

  the film also only scored 47% on RottenTomatoes, I dunno maybe it felt like 50% or lower

  'Bullet to the Head's unapologetically trashy thrills evoke memories of its star and director's proud cinematic pasts -- but sadly, those memories are just about all it has to offer.'

• February 04, 2013 at 12:18 AM, Jon said ...

  this really did feel like a straight-to-TV movie
  it felt very restrained and the filmmakers didn't go with the potential the film could have had
  Sylvester Stallone is back in form when he made the jump to action-movie stardom in the '80's
  I loved Sarah Shahi so much too whenever they cut to her but dammit I felt like she was barely in the movie considering she's part of a main plot turn
  Sung Kang I thought did ok as Stallone's new partner, nothing spectacular
  there's about 1 or 2 explosions total but that's it and some of the action scenes are bloody but ok but the climax was way too short and felt very underwhelming
  Jason Momoa though is one mean adversary and would have been a better choice to be the main villain instead of a corporate guy in a suit
  Stallone is badass in action movies but maybe the path has come to an end now

  but Sarah was the only thing I was looking forward to the most in here: :)

  

  
  
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  February 03, 2013 at 5:06 PM, said ...

  Sucks it flopped.

• February 03, 2013 at 3:41 AM, said ...

  Tokyo Drift was fun & fucking awesome.

  
  
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  February 03, 2013 at 3:33 AM, said ...

  Honestly? The only 80s throwback action hero film I will actually be able to sit through is Die Hard 5...and even THAT is a stretch, because let's face it, John MacLane ain't John MacLane anymore, and neither are the rest of these guys. It's impressive to see Stallone turn the years back on the calendar like Tom Cruise with his jacked up cosmetic surgeries, etc..but in the end. THAT WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW. I want something new godammit! I can't be the only one wanting this...  

• February 02, 2013 at 8:45 PM, B.Bally said ...

  @Davril Chorster Never seen the original, but I only like the first one, Tokyo Drift and Fast Five

  
  
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  February 02, 2013 at 8:28 PM, said ...

  Cops? Are you talking about the NOPD? Clearly you have never been to New Orleans.

• February 02, 2013 at 1:13 PM, said ...

  @ Hey it's Melvin...  there is not enough booze in the world nor enough liquor tolerance in the average human liver, roflol.

  J.J. Korey  

   

   

  
  
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  February 02, 2013 at 8:46 AM, Hey it's Melvin! said ...

  Drink everytime korey says "Boy"

• February 02, 2013 at 8:01 AM, Issac Valdmir Kojiro said ...

  @MavenKhal Drogo commands you

  
  
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  February 02, 2013 at 6:56 AM, said ...

  I do wanna go see this.

• February 02, 2013 at 4:59 AM, MavenCree said ...

  Jason Momoa....

  Sigh.

  Yeah, so I can't watch this movie now.  Whenever he's on screne, the only thing going through my head is: "I should be having sex.  Why aren't I having sex right now?  I should be having sex with him.  Why isn't someone having sex with him?  Jason Momoa = Sex.  That's it.  No conversation.  Just sex.  Why is no one having sex with this guy?  Why is he talking and not having sex?  Die Lisa Bonet Die."

  So, ya... can't see this movie.

  ... I think I'm gonna go watch Game of Thrones now.

  
  
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  February 02, 2013 at 4:43 AM, Ric John Manalastas said ...

  I saw it this afternoon and I had a lot of fun with it. The one actor I was curious about in this film was surprisingly enough Jason Momoa. I mean, its not stretch for him, but he does get to be a little more 'expressive' from my POV and he does a fine job in it. The final mano-a-mano fight was done great and it looked like both of them were even in the fight and the moves they did were great. Downside, if you saw how Bane went in TDKR, you can see how it ended but it was still good. Sung Kang didn't annoy me as the detective, he had some good action scenes and held some of his own with Stallone and there was some sort of bonding between the two as far as dicking around with each other. To end off, its a fun throwback to the 80s action flicks, and go check it out with your friends along with The Last Stand as a double feature and enjoy yourselves: low Full Price. P.S: Do a drinking game everytime someone gets a HEADSHOT.

• February 02, 2013 at 4:32 AM, MavenCree said ...

  The freeze-frame of that video looks ridiculous! LOL!  He literally looks like a Halloween mask of himself.

  
  
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  February 02, 2013 at 3:21 AM, Tyler Ware said ...

  Subjective opinion I know... But come on this movie gets a higher rating than amour, lol i'm sorry that's just fucking stupid. No problem with people being entertained by this and not by amour but amour is clearly superior filmmaking.

• February 01, 2013 at 11:54 PM, Davril Chorster said ...

  You'd think that by now everyone would have figured out that "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" will always be the last film in the series.  You can have 50 F&F films, but when it's all said and done, "Tokyo Drift" will always be the last film.  Just don't ruin that ideal by killing Vin Diesel's character. lol
  
  I dislike all of the Fast and Furious films except for the original 1955 film and for "Tokyo Drift"; it was the only Fast and Furious film in which its characters lived to race and didn't just do it for money every once in a while.  Plus, drag racing... it's a total drag.  But it's not the most boring thing out there because the only other things more boring than drag racing are baseball and hockey.

  
  
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  February 01, 2013 at 11:43 PM, Dawnell Bouknight said ...

  @The Hungry Wolf, I thought I was the only one here who liked Stallone in Oscar?

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  February 01, 2013 at 11:21 PM, Joe Morrow said ...

  Looks like Showdown in Little Tokyo, if there's a scene where the two leads talk about eachother's dicks I'm gonna declare it a ripoff.

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