Audio Reviews - Beautiful Creatures - Audio Review

Ethan longs to escape his small Southern town. He meets a mysterious new girl, Lena. Together, they uncover dark secrets about their respective families, their history and their town.

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45 Comments for 'Beautiful Creatures' - Audio Review

  • February 21, 2013 at 6:38 PM, said ...

  • February 19, 2013 at 6:28 PM, said ...

    My, my, I do declare that this may be the absolute GAYEST review since Thor. 

  • February 19, 2013 at 12:52 PM, ghostwriter said ...

    I can only playthe first four minutes of the review....sounds good so far.

  • February 19, 2013 at 10:53 AM, samuel wong said ...

    corey "its a guy name.... fuck" 

    Me: WHAT!!!!????

  • February 19, 2013 at 12:57 AM, said ...

    "I want NO part of this joke" LOL

  • February 18, 2013 at 1:20 PM, Tony Beers said ...

    This is a surprising review. The trailers made this movie look like shit.

  • February 18, 2013 at 1:07 AM, said ...

    just saw the movie and i almost completely agreed with everything being said. i disagree with you on the part that the movie went against its own mythology, everything they said and did matched up. also Cyrus you are off about how the casters were being hypocritical. Lina clearly stated that unlike mortals who blame their evil or wrong doings on something else (i.e. satan) casters own up to their evil. it isnt the devil making them do evil, it is their true nature, its who they are inside not some outside force. that is the whole point of the claiming, Lina's true nature would come out and she was afraid because of her rage that was truly evil.

    Corey the tornado/storm wasnt misplaced. throughout this whole movie Lina has mostly been doing elemental magic so when enraged at the thought of her beloved being dead it totally makes since she would go bat shit crazy and called down all the forces of the heavens out of her pain. i agree the ending was a little anti climatic, i was hoping for a big magical showdown, i mean they could have changed that from the book with no problem but oh well there is always the sequels, there are like 4 or 5 books in the series. i really did like that Lina's nature is both light and dark, as the most powerful caster it makes sense for her to have a foot in both worlds

  • February 17, 2013 at 10:33 PM, Austin said ...

    Im gonna have to gravely disagree with BackstageOyster. Im a big fan of Brian on both podcast/reviews.

  • February 17, 2013 at 8:28 PM, said ...

    *two*

  • February 17, 2013 at 8:27 PM, said ...

    @TimZ 

    I actually don't like Brian sometimes or maybe just how he voices his opinions. Another reason to not put him on the payroll is because I can't take to people who make FUCKING PUNS!!!!! Sorry Brian but no. I think he's an okay guy though.

  • February 17, 2013 at 6:00 AM, said ...

    I think someone need to be a permanent troll replacement for Son of Ajax. The routine is getting quite stale and boring.

  • February 17, 2013 at 3:22 AM, said ...

    As someone who considered going to see twilight, should I see this movie?

    Let me know what you think. http://youtu.be/U7aDeH4fP7U

  • February 17, 2013 at 1:48 AM, Jon said ...

    totally worth it
    there are similarities between this and 'Twilight' but they do differ in a lot of ways
    1) the couple here is much better-acted and sympathetic; you are rooting for their relationship to work considering they are worlds apart
    2) it's the male protagonist that falls for the girl who is supernatural, no whining or insecurities involved
    3) their actions have consequences and they recognize them and take responsibility
    the special effects are very cool even if they are only the foreground in the story
    both Alden and Alice actually have the chemistry for the romance angle the filmmakers are going for but for me, I would have casted the main guy’s ex as the female lead, she was just more of a looker
    Unfortunately, the downsides spotted include Emma Thompson overacting in many areas, her not having enough screen time to begin with, Jeremy Irons and Emmy Rossum are also brushed aside
    it sucks that several good veteran actors don't get the treatment they deserve from this material
    the good news is that the actors don't make you mad because they make stupid, idiotic decisions and a fair amount of humor is sprinkled into the mixture
    it's sweet, utterly romantic, and quite a watch for a story about witches
    couples watching will no longer have that other member complaining about being dragged to it
    it's more tolerable that way

    it also got 48% on RottenTomatoes, just about the same level as the 1st 'Twilight' movie

  • February 17, 2013 at 12:37 AM, said ...

    Was this going on at the same time as Safe Haven?

  • February 16, 2013 at 9:23 PM, TimZ said ...

    I really like this Brian dude--he's got great chemistry with the rest of the crew. He does have some hesitancy to participate in some of the gang's antics though, but I'm sure he'll overcome that with time. I hope you've put him on the payroll now, Korey.

  • February 16, 2013 at 6:47 PM, said ...

    the ultimate in gay southerners....

  • February 16, 2013 at 6:38 PM, said ...

    So is Brian officially part of the crew?  

  • February 16, 2013 at 9:00 AM, VinnyLT said ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU1s_BFG24I

  • February 16, 2013 at 9:00 AM, VinnyLT said ...

  • February 16, 2013 at 5:12 AM, said ...

    Saw this movie a few hours ago, really not bad. MUCH better than Twilight. With Twilight, I was sitting there contemplating if I should try to fall asleep among the screaming girls, or just walk out and have my girlfriend hate me later. But with this, I actually enjoyed it, especially the adult cast. I'd give it a Full Price. If you have a girl who want to see a movie, you may actually find yourself enjoying this along with Warm Bodies. 

  • February 16, 2013 at 3:46 AM, said ...

    twilight half assed? no...more like a quarter ass, just 25% ass...but 75% shit

  • February 16, 2013 at 3:35 AM, said ...

    @Joshua Balcombe i think he was referring to the wiki pic

  • February 16, 2013 at 3:28 AM, Kevin Ho said ...

  • February 16, 2013 at 1:55 AM, said ...

    You think Theresa Palmer looks like K. Stewart? The fuck are you smoking.

  • February 16, 2013 at 12:55 AM, said ...

    Parched.

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Synopsis:  A young man is drawn to a mysterious young girl who moves to his small town and stumbles on a crypt of her family secrets in this adapation of Kami Carcia and Margaret Stohl's series of novels.  Continue Reading

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