Audio Reviews - Jonah Hex Audio Review

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  October 17, 2010 at 2:47 AM, Ryan James Miller said ...

  Full Price. This movie had more action than it knew what to do with. I don't see how people couldn't like this movie. Some of my favorite things about the movie were the action and how the beginning had those scenes were it was like a comic book come to life. Maybe if you're a fan of the comic, this might not be for you, but everyone else, go rent/buy this movie. Sure Megan Fox could've had a bigger roll, but she did good for what she had. I haven't read the comics, but if you really want to enjoy the movie, either don't read the comics or just forget everything about the comics.

• July 05, 2010 at 4:57 AM, Travis Lynch said ...

  One thing for sure, the previews made it look way better than it was.

  
  
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  July 05, 2010 at 4:21 AM, JJ Jackson said ...

  I can't call it a terrible movie, because that would have required it to do something. Instead, it was simply forgettable, because it was just like every other movie we've ever seen. The characters felt like they came off an assembly line: We had the Kidnappable Girlfriend, the Back-From-The-Dead old enemy, the Hero with a tragic past, etc. There's nothing new here to set it apart. Simply forgettable. By the way, I'm a bit confused on how they couldn't "see what Jonah Hex did to Quentin Turnboll." They actually set aside about five minutes of the movie to explain it, so...

• July 01, 2010 at 4:44 AM, RabidScotsman said ...

  Unlike you guys, I loathed the film. Even if the first 2/3 wasn't as bad as the last third, it was so forgettable and boring, I didn't even realize this was a super-hero film. The whole film was on a fast-forward. At 74 minutes, it doesn't even register as a feature film. The studio must have done some serious tinkering with it. Megan Fox and the fantasy sequence fight could have been cut out. With those cut out, it would be 68 minutes long!

  
  
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  June 30, 2010 at 3:35 AM, Sebastian said ...

• June 29, 2010 at 7:17 PM, Brandon James Cochran said ...

  This movie was more s****y than Ghost Rider and AVP:R.... Even though it was an hour and twenty minutes long it dragged on forever! Every line of dialogue almost was some half-witted pun or cheap quote and there was no character.... god i'm not even going to describe anymore, this movie (FOR ME) was the worst of the year so far. F**K YOU!!!!

  
  
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  June 28, 2010 at 1:32 AM, Travis Lynch said ...

  This movie was good...but made only for the money. Matinee for me!

• June 26, 2010 at 5:07 AM, Adron Ashkon Duell said ...

  Also his origin was that he was sold into slavery by his father to apache indians when Jonah was older he saved was older he saved the chief from a mountain lion when he came back from the confederate war the chiefs son challenged him to the battle of the tomahawk Jonah's was sabotaged so he used a knife so they gave him the mark of the demon Turnball was originally angry at Jonah for the murder of his son. HOW IS THAT NOT A GOOD ORIGIN STORY!!!!

  
  
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  June 26, 2010 at 4:56 AM, Adron Ashkon Duell said ...

  There are two ways they said he got his scars in the comics originally he was given the mark of the demon by the indian tribe he was raised because he was accused of cheating with the tomahawk fight in the 2006 on going series they said it was by the union solider I like the original story better.

• June 25, 2010 at 3:36 AM, Devin said ...

  I see Hollywood is still following the paint-by-numbers method of film making.

  
  
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  June 24, 2010 at 11:31 PM, atomiccomicman said ...

  fuck this film

• June 24, 2010 at 3:55 PM, BOWENARROW said ...

  @samurai dave yeah, we might get another case like with Batman and Robin which killed the comic book movie for a few years. I think it was Blade that ended up reviving it

  
  
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  June 24, 2010 at 5:01 AM, Tuan Le said ...

  are you guys going to make a video review for this?

• June 23, 2010 at 10:17 PM, clinton taylor said ...

  when i seen the first trailer i said ahh shit a red dead redemption movie already the game just came out till i seen the title then i said that may be cool but still it looks like red dead

  
  
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  June 23, 2010 at 2:31 AM, David M Weber said ...

  eventually comic book movies are going to get to the point where no one will want to make them anymore because no one will want to see them anymore due to hackjobs like this movie

• June 22, 2010 at 6:54 PM, marcus lopez said ...

  are the audio reviews not working?

  
  
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  June 22, 2010 at 5:54 AM, Juan D. Arnold said ...

  good review lol =] very funny too

• June 22, 2010 at 3:01 AM, BlackMagic said ...

  Why even advertise Meagan Fox all over the commercials when she's barely in it? Just to get more horny dicks into the theater?

  
  
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  June 22, 2010 at 2:59 AM, Bethany said ...

  That's a shame. I liked the Johan Hex comics growing up. I hate it when good comics have great potential for good movies and they get crushed like that.

• June 22, 2010 at 2:46 AM, Ryan clarke said ...

  why does every1 hate megan fox? Let her be...let her do what she do she may be a sucky but leave her. But this move is short and only a few thing i remember.

  
  
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  June 22, 2010 at 2:45 AM, Chortles said ...

  Saw it on the interwebs, I agree with @'Wolfman' terrible; coming from a dedicated Jonah Hex fan

• June 21, 2010 at 7:45 PM, Michael Kirkman said ...

  hey imawesomerthankorey (wich is a lie) they didnt sell out. this movie has some good scenes and i belive its a very low rental

  
  
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  June 21, 2010 at 3:38 PM, Kevin Berk said ...

  I'm only seeing this movie because of Mastodon.

• June 21, 2010 at 2:08 PM, Alexander Robinson said ...

  I'm never gonna see this movie. Does anyone else think "Red Dead Redemption" when watching the trailer?

  
  
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  June 21, 2010 at 7:05 AM, Land Rollins said ...

  Anyone else feel a little... rushed while watching this? It just made me feel awkward..

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