Audio Reviews - The Love Guru Audio Review

Tags:  movie review, audio, spill, spill.com, the love guru, mike myers, verne troyer, justin timberlake, jessica alba

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  March 23, 2012 at 4:40 PM, said ...

  It's a good thing for Ben Kingsley that he could turn around and appear in much better movies like Hugo and Shutter Island after this.

• November 17, 2011 at 7:53 PM, said ...

  "MAN FUCK MIKE MYERS, PUNK ASS SON OF A BITCH!"

   

  best start to a review..EVER!

  
  
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  October 05, 2011 at 2:33 AM, badman3000 said ...

  DID LEON JUST SAID TELL SOME JOKES.

• July 07, 2008 at 4:11 AM, Scizhouse said ...

  fuck the love guru.

  
  
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  July 05, 2008 at 6:17 PM, AceofOpus said ...

  Come on Leon be serious. If I saw Mike Myers now I would do something A LOT WORSE than an orbital fracture. Can you say curb stomp. But I feel your pain I saw this movie with my friends and we all thought it was ghastly but everyone else at the theater thought it was hilarious..... God those people will laugh at anything.

• July 04, 2008 at 3:16 AM, preston said ...

  Meet the Spartan Guru...thats as low as you can go

  
  
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  July 04, 2008 at 12:48 AM, andaverde said ...

  aww it wasent that ba.........i could not finished that sentence i with you guys i HATE THIS MOVIE! it madeno sness and plus my friend i went to go see it with is indian and he had to be draged out! and guys i have a lower rating than some old bullshit.....Loop in hell becouse if you do go to hell this movie will be playing. and im with you corey im looking for his adderss right now you wont be going to jail alone we are both going to be waveing at the camra >=3

• July 04, 2008 at 12:21 AM, Andrew Phillips, nick name, Haydn said ...

  I am predicting that Meet the Spartans will go up against the love guru in next years razzie awards for worst movie of 2008. "Mike Myers prepare yourself to go against " THE RAZZIE GURRU'S after the ceremony, cause you're ass will be kicked!!

  
  
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  July 01, 2008 at 4:52 AM, Khurtzfield said ...

  Yeah even us Canadians hate Mike Meyers. No how about anyone with a real sense of humour hates Mike Meyers, becuase all he does with his is insult yours.

• June 28, 2008 at 10:16 PM, Devin said ...

  Damn Korey, good point about terrible movies getting fully funded, marketed, and released, just because the jackass making it has a name for himself, while people with actual talent can't get their good screenplays developed.

  
  
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  June 26, 2008 at 8:24 PM, Theo said ...

  Well..i don't know, I kinda liked it, it wasn't that bad... yeah right! Man FUCK MIKE MYERS!! you guys are right that movie was painful!! And if he sue us that's fine, we gonna go to jail together and we gonna swear him from our cell!!

• June 24, 2008 at 1:08 PM, Kieran Montgomery said ...

  I think Mike Myers is trying to make a new Austin Powers, Shrek or Wayne, because he thinks whatever he does turns to gold. Let's just make sure there's no sequel, hopefully not though since it's apparently doing well, I thought it would get to number 1, thn again Hulk, Panda and Get Smart whoopd it's ass and are much better films. Oh god, I can't wait for the review for Disaster Movie now. :D

  
  
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  June 23, 2008 at 6:15 PM, Aaron Lee Head said ...

  Ok I just saw this yesterday...BEFORE hearing this or getting a Spill rating. However I walked out saying the same thing. It's BS. I did "chuckle" a bit on one part. And that was when his head was on that kids body. But I only laughed at that scene because it just looked to F**k'n WIERD.

• June 23, 2008 at 3:45 AM, Stephanie said ...

  This audio is great. Love ya Leon. All of you made this review great and I have no desire to see this bullshit. Thanks for the heads up.

  
  
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  June 23, 2008 at 3:13 AM, Jack Gattanella said ...

  Love the review, just wish you guys hadn't waited to long to put it up! It's not any angrier than the Meet the Spartans review (albeit the latter might be a full-fledged classic - maybe Carlyle should invite Mike Myers down to Texas for an ass-whooping behind the shed!) Despite this movie, I still like Myers's past work, mostly SNL, Wayne's World and the first two Austin Powers (maybe not Goldmember now that I think of it). It was great at the time, but then I was also a kid. Now... it just seems waaay too stale.

• June 23, 2008 at 12:39 AM, Reid Medeiros said ...

  o man, last night all my friends wanted to see this but i said fuck that and saw get smart instead. now i am so glad i didnt see it.

  
  
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  June 22, 2008 at 11:42 PM, Azteca said ...

  I remember in the last season of the Sopranos Ben Kingsley made a cameo where Christopher Moltisanti was pitching his screenplay to him and Mr. Kingsley just snubbed it cause apparently the script was below him. Yet in real life he shows up in this turd of a film.

• June 22, 2008 at 10:02 PM, Bayley said ...

  I didn't even have to see the movie to know how badly this thing sucked. That trailer was disgusting enough for me. I think MM is just trying to piss America off, because right now he's sitting on his pile of Wayne's World cash and laugh his ass off at us. I can't believe I talked to a person who said she laughed through this whole thing. Wow. Just wow.

  
  
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  June 22, 2008 at 9:08 PM, Tinia said ...

  lol, was it really that bad?

• June 22, 2008 at 8:25 PM, Blake said ...

  just to make it perfectly clear, Canadians will think this movie is even worse than the Americans will BECAUSE of the involvement of hockey and the Toronto Maple Leafs. This would be the equal to Adam Sandler making a terrible movie and then sliding in the New York Yankees or Dallas Cowboys in hopes of .... well, I'm not quite sure. I was at the Leaf games when they filmed this shit and even the battery acid shower i took after couldn't burn away the shame I have for even slightly being involved in this shit.

  
  
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  June 22, 2008 at 8:09 PM, Claudia Lomelí said ...

  I thought "Meet the Spartans" was the name of the lowest rating, though "Worst than Rape" works too. I can already see the Spill Crew's list of Worst of 2008.

• June 22, 2008 at 7:56 PM, Ifiok said ...

  Hear that, Crew. Worse Than Rape is a new rating. So let it be written, so let it be done.

  
  
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  June 22, 2008 at 6:38 PM, coffee_rock_reviewer said ...

  'Worse than Rape'....I love it!! But lets hope that we never get a movie that is THAT bad.....oh god I really hope that 'Disaster Moive' is just some kind of sick joke...

• June 22, 2008 at 2:17 PM, Jan said ...

  'Worse than Rape' - How about that for a lowest possible rating. It's coherent with the spill rating system.

  
  
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  June 22, 2008 at 1:48 PM, coffee_rock_reviewer said ...

  Hey! Don't rip on Canadians! Your neihbours to the North are getting pissed off at Mike Myers' jokes too! Sure, he was good in Waynes World, but thats about where it ended. We Canadians like funny stuff too.......which is exactly why I'm sparing myself and never seeing this movie....EVER.

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