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  • April 17, 2009 at 5:14 AM, The Hug Man said ...

    I remember back when the first Pokemon film came out in the US. I was really young at the time, and it was an amazing experience. Now that I've grown older (and only a little wiser), I now realise just how terrible the movie was. That being said, I still had an amazing experience seeing all of my favorite Pokemon on the big screen. I can imagine that the young girls who see this Hannah Montana film will probably feel the same sort of bliss I did when I was a kid watching Pokemon. Some of my best memories are based off of really 'dumb' franchises... but I don't understand why everyone is always so down on whatever is the 'current generations' fad. Let the kids have their simple minded fun, and eventually, this whole Hannah Montana thing will be a thing of the past. Disney is a company, and they know what little girls want in an 'idol'. It's completely harmless fun. It's no different than Donny Osmond and the teen idols of the past. 0_0 Wow, I type too much.

  • April 15, 2009 at 12:46 PM, Ryan DaRosa said ...

    03:55 to 4;05 made me LOL hard!!!

  • April 15, 2009 at 3:55 AM, AnamaTroy said ...

    Really, Ethan? STOP IT!!!!

  • April 14, 2009 at 6:33 PM, stillstanding134 said ...

    Ethan, why do you keep posting that fucking scene. What the hell is wrong with you?

  • April 13, 2009 at 9:55 PM, Hitchcock said ...

    ha, sideshow mel is right

  • April 13, 2009 at 9:30 PM, shat said ...

    i love radiohead

  • April 13, 2009 at 2:10 PM, JediZombie said ...

    I live in Tennessee. WE DO NOT DO THAT SHIT IN NASHVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • April 13, 2009 at 1:04 PM, Ethan said ...

    Deadpool (WeaponX) dies on this unrendered/ draft scene of Wolverine X:Men Origins(2009)

    how will they bring him back to have his own origin movie? Anyways I like that this not yet finished movie was put out on the internet,it made me wana go out & see it on the actual big screen WOLVERINE MAY 1 2009

  • April 13, 2009 at 6:40 AM, joannajax said ...

    My poor children.. I watched about 5 minutes of one of her shows on TV and I would never drag myself to the theater to see this even if I had kids. Sorry, they'd have to wait until it's on DVD. Hopefully my kids will be as cynical as I was when I was a kid.. I would never have watched this bullshit.

  • April 13, 2009 at 3:34 AM, Devin Biello said ...

    "OH GOD! JEJUS HELP ME! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?" LOL

  • April 13, 2009 at 12:36 AM, sideshow mel said ...

    someone stop Disney

  • April 12, 2009 at 10:35 PM, Nicholas said ...

    Yopu know I really can't care for her character. She acts so selfish all the time and always brings her family and friends into her problems. What's more this is jsut the lastest thing. Seen the idea before, different person in it. I'm so tired of this crap.

  • April 12, 2009 at 3:56 PM, Tea Dog said ...

    Yes Disney did steal part of the "Jem" t.v. storyline. In "Jem" the character's alternate identity was a hollowgram so it would make her difficult to separate from her true identity. It was also done in the '80s so there wasn't the issues that exist today. In the '80s there were only VCRs that people would use to stop a tape after it was recorded but now with the internet, it's almost impossible for celebrities to "run and hide" as it were. Everyone can share, watch, & edit videos whenever they want so the premise of "Hannah Montanna" would no longer work (there is even a site devoted to reporting celebrity co-ordinates on maps for seekers/stalkers). In short I'm hoping that this is going to be the end of the "Hannah" franchise as I am so sick of going into stores & the only options for most things are "Camp Rock", "Hannah", and "HSM". For example, I usually stock up on notebooks during the school sales time but I ran out of recently. I went to the local Wal-mart which is the only store in my small town that sells good quality notebooks (as our dollar store ones fall apart like crazy). I went to the stationary isle & I was shocked to find that they only had "Camp Rock", "Hannah", & "HSM" notebooks. As I'm over 20 but under 30, I don't have interest in any of these Disney groups so I ended up settling for a notepad (that way I don't have to stare at Vanessa the 2 face who got a huge rase despite taking off her clothing for those naked pictures). In short it seems like Disney & most store chains are really only aiming at the children's market & the rest of us who don't fit this category are stated to be dumb & boring people who are a bunch of spoil sports.

  • April 12, 2009 at 10:06 AM, Ecto-500 said ...

    I wish you guys did a video for this review. I would have loved to see you animate Miley's brother getting attacked by the Alligators.

  • April 12, 2009 at 10:02 AM, Ecto-500 said ...

    How much do you guys get paid for reviewing movies?

  • April 12, 2009 at 12:39 AM, Everett Breckenridge said ...

    If this movie get's an award at any award's show I swear to god I'll barf my frick'n brains out & have a anal evacution at the exact same damn time.........Kill Miley Syrus!!!!!!!

  • April 11, 2009 at 7:46 PM, Joker91 said ...

    man fuck miley. This bitch has got everyone fooled, shes not different then any other dumbass bitch diva. for godsake shes dating a fuckin 21 year old underwear model. every song, movie, episode w/e shes ever done is: "o im a regular kid, but im also a pop star, what do i do"... SHUT THE FUCK UP. this movie was unnecessery, it didnt do anything the piece of garbage show doesent do already.

  • April 11, 2009 at 7:27 PM, Jason Rodriquez said ...

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  • April 11, 2009 at 6:16 PM, cat said ...

    Brooke Shields played her mother in one or two episodes on the TV show. That's probably why she was included but not in a big way. Great job with the review. There is no way I'm seeing this movie.

  • April 11, 2009 at 5:47 PM, fffire3 said ...

    hannah M would have been better if her second life was an assassin. and she has killed too many people or something and has to go into hiding. but her past catches up. never mind. this movie is crap.

  • April 11, 2009 at 5:30 PM, Ariel Valentine said ...

    It was pretty bad.

  • April 11, 2009 at 5:17 PM, black skull said ...

    I appreciate your professionalism that you guys will go and review children and tween movie

  • April 11, 2009 at 4:57 PM, Brad Holt said ...

    i think you nailed it on the head Carlyle. it is a kids movie that only entertains kids and no one else.

  • April 11, 2009 at 4:51 PM, ghostwriter said ...

    Don't feel alone Leon, I like Fly On The Wall too!!! I'd like to see what Miley could do with a good script, the Hannah Montana scripts are terrible at best so no one can act worth a bean...especially her dad! I don't know if you consider this a "sequel" to the concert movie, but I remember reading a biography on Walt Disney and his answer to making a Snow White sequel was, "You can't top a mouse with a mouse.", although I wouldn't object to an Incredibles sequel.....

  • April 11, 2009 at 4:35 PM, Nick Wolf said ...

    i love how at the end of most reviews they yell at each other lol. Then Carlyle whips out a chainsaw

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Synopsis:  Hannah Montana: The Movie opens with Hannah's ($Miley Cyrus) hectic lifestyle wrecking the important relationships in her life. Because she gets into a catfight over shoes with Tyra Banks, she forgets to say goodbye when her brother leaves for college, and she's late for her best friend's sweet sixteen because she's being chased by the paparazzi. A...  Continue Reading

Starring:  Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jason Earles

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