Audio Reviews - Bangkok Dangerous Audio Review

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  August 12, 2011 at 9:26 AM, said ...

  This review was more entertaining than the entire movie. You guys were spot on about everything, especially about how fuckin BORING this movie was.

• September 06, 2008 at 10:06 PM, Josh said ...

  Actually, I'm just saying, in Thailand they actually really love elephants so they are quite common. I thought this movie looked terrible though.

  
  
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  September 06, 2008 at 7:28 AM, Roman said ...

  Cage commited career suicide. pun intended.

• September 06, 2008 at 4:33 AM, Darius Sinclair™ said ...

  This movie will be alright though.

  
  
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  September 06, 2008 at 4:14 AM, Andrew said ...

  Kelly, National Treasure 2 was decent. Yeah, Next was utter crap, and Ghost Rider was a big letdown, but NT2 was enjoyable, but predictable.

• September 06, 2008 at 3:57 AM, Rich said ...

  In one of the weirdest form of coincidences, right when this unedited cut was talking about Cage appeared to be sleepwalking through the movie, I started to hear a rooster crowing. I had thought Spill crew was putting interesting special effects. I then find out it was my watch's alarm going off. Wow, that was weird.

  
  
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  September 06, 2008 at 3:24 AM, mr. gray said ...

  i just been drinming and came home and watched this , mad3e me laughj sdo much hahjahahahahahaha

• September 06, 2008 at 1:13 AM, Michael Glaze, Jr. said ...

  I haven' t seen the original version yet, so I think this latest one is better.

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 11:49 PM, kelly moya said ...

  When was the last time Nick Cage actually made a decent film. And don't anyone dare say Next or Ghost Rider.

• September 05, 2008 at 10:39 PM, Nick Miracle said ...

  I cant wait until nick cage makes a movie that just blows people away.

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 10:22 PM, Vincent Salernitano said ...

  is it worse than hitman

• September 05, 2008 at 9:36 PM, ghostwriter said ...

  No more Midnight Flicks for Korey and Co-Host, they need their sleep. Send Leon and Cyrus next time, let them feel the burn!

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 9:06 PM, FalconPunch said ...

  Hehe, Long Duck Dong.

• September 05, 2008 at 7:32 PM, Florencio De La Cruz said ...

  so the movie sucks, alright good to know great review guys

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 7:32 PM, matty said ...

  I'm sorry, but you guys sold me on this!

• September 05, 2008 at 7:26 PM, Kermit L. Gonzalez said ...

  LOL! Great Review! They should give you guys a Midnight Shit Card. For every Bullshit Movie you guys watch you get a free small popcorn. Kg

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 5:25 PM, Jake said ...

  EEEEEEEEEE!!!! It's the last thing you hear before Nicholas Cage's hair piece takes you down.

• September 05, 2008 at 5:21 PM, Brad P. said ...

  I hope Cage recovers from the nosedive his career has been taking.

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 5:19 PM, Sky Captain said ...

  Hilarious review, Korey and Co-Host. Cage is a talented actor, i.e. Adaptation, but he has made some poor career choices. How it'd get burned!!

• September 05, 2008 at 4:35 PM, MavenCree said ...

  Nicolas Cage... Bad enough he gave himself a comic book name.... I never was a huge fan of his, but any respect I had for the man died when he named his kid Kal-El. That's just a no-no on an epic level. Just because Warner Bros. wouldn't let him play Superman like he wanted, he's gonna go punish a child like that??! (And how doped up was the mom while *that* was being written down on the registration?) Then he had to go and do that wig/plugs/greesian formula sh*t mullet on his head. WTF? And that *one* expression he has on his face... it used to play as quirky. It used to, back when he could do these things. He can't pull it off anymore because he's not an action star. He was sort of a fringe action star with movies like The Rock, but trying to re-invent himself as an action star now... Nick... reality check... YOU'RE TOO DAMN OLD! You and Stephen Segal need to hook up and do a direct to VHS film or sommat. You can do a bad guy or an old tired beat down barely surviving hero - but not an action star. Ghost Rider was the last straw for me on this front. The Johnny Blaze kid was like 17 when he made his deal, as was his girlfriend. Fast forward to the present--- and we're supposed to believe that he's still the same age as Miss Eva??? That black shoe polish he was wearing in his hair don't fool nobody! Nicholas Cage has got bad hair plugs and/or a bad greasy mullet weave. And... He ain't good looking. There, I said it. Nick Cage is NOT a good looking man. All this could be over-looked, if he was a good actor. BUT HE'S NOT!!! I'm sorry Kory, and Co-Host, he's not. He's the same damn person in every movie he does. Same voice. Same Expression. You show me a close up of Nick Cage from any movie he's ever done and you cannot tell what movie it's from. He has one tone and has lost his 'quirky' appeal. So with all this crap going on, why is he still making staring theatrical releases? Seriously... Start playing bad guys. It's your only hope. Try a bond film or sommat. Your hair could be right up there with Jaws's teeth.

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 4:17 PM, Dorothy said ...

  Hilarious review guys! Maybe his hair peice should be the alien hatchling from aliens, that would be a good team! Appreciate the review, now I know not to waste any money or a netflix on this!

• September 05, 2008 at 3:51 PM, Trevor Wilkie said ...

  Hey korey, you better start liking liongate's midnight movies because they every movie outevery weekend for 3 months here the list. the horror the horror!! Bangkok Dangerous 9/5/08 Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys 9/12/08 My Best Friend's Girl 9/19/08 The Lucky Ones 9/26/08 Religulous 10/3/08 W 10/17/08 Saw V 10/24/08 Repo: The Genetic Opera 11/7/08 Transporter 3 11/26/08 Punisher: War Zone 12/5/08 The Spirit 12/25/08

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 2:57 PM, yoyoyo said ...

  corey... you need to do more reviews with Cohost... That mofo is hilarious. You two put together, I think has the best chemistry out of all the crew.

• September 05, 2008 at 2:20 PM, Red Troll said ...

  So it's another Nicholas Cage sleep walking performance but with a "squid" on his head...I liked his work but it seem so redundant, so familiar no matter what the story or plot. His acting skill is ...like a cheap Elvis impersonator playing a character for a flat two dimensional role. Three strikes you're out. It is nice to hear Korey and Co-host having a good time (sometime in a cute piggish way), sort of a relief after the bad movies and the news about ACCO. Have fun guys.

  
  
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  September 05, 2008 at 2:09 PM, erro said ...

  great review guys lol poor Nicolas Cage

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