Audio Reviews - Zookeeper - Audio Review

A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zookeeper (Kevin James) find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. woman.

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  January 02, 2013 at 7:09 AM, The Host said ...

• March 16, 2012 at 6:41 AM, said ...

  I was on a buss ride to Las Vegas to see BSU thrash the Rebels and the guy in charge lets his girlfriend pick the movie, to my horror she put in zookeeper. I would only look up every once in a while to observe its awfulness and wow it was hard/easy to look away. As you guys pointed out why should I feel anything for a lead character that has two hot women vying for him while he complains about having a kick ass job he should enjoy. My brother in law is unfortunately a fan of Kevin James & Adam Sandler. If you enjoyed this or paul blart FSM bless you more power to ya but i give it some ol'e BULLSHIT 

  
  
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  July 27, 2011 at 3:45 PM, Nick Miracle said ...

  you can tell Cyrus wrote the summary

• July 24, 2011 at 9:28 PM, Mathew Seaman said ...

  Also, King of Queens needs to be put back on the air. Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, and Crystal the monkey all need to sue Kevin James for ripping off box office successes like Doctor Dotlittle, Night of the Museum, and Night at the Museum 2. And I feel very sorry for the asian guy from Transformers 3 being in it. And his character is named Venom? The only Venom I know is the one from Spider-Man. To quote AVGN. Fuck this movie! Fuck it to hell! And fuck it to the damnation of mankind! Its worse than Sucker Punch.

  
  
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  July 24, 2011 at 9:11 PM, Mathew Seaman said ...

  They should have called this piece of crap "Paul Blart: Zookeeper" At least Mall Cop had jokes that made me laugh. This movie looks like a rip-off of Night at the Museum and Doctor Dotlittle. Whatever happened to Kevin James starring in decent films like Monster House and Barnyard? Well, at least there is hope for him being in Sony Pictures Animation's next film with Adam Sandler voicing a fucking vampire.

• July 22, 2011 at 12:06 PM, Zeke said ...

  I'm seriously starting to get tired of how y'all always complaining how unattractive guys always get hot girls, I mean sure this is the appropriate case to bring it up considering Kevin James' character didn't have any charm to him, but we're all people with different personalities... women aswell, also attractive ones.

  It just annoys me how y'all always gotta be so subjective 'bout it.

  
  
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  July 18, 2011 at 4:59 AM, Mojo said ...

  Yeah, a 'Fuck You' might be a bit critical. Very predictable, but I chuckled a couple times. I watched it with my little brother and sister and they really seemed to like it. Not a movie I'd watch alone or even with my friends, but kids love talking animals, and they aren't as cinematically bedraggled as the rest of us. I gave it a low 'Rental'.

• July 17, 2011 at 1:58 AM, Joe Rios said ...

  What the hell Korey!! I usually go with you on your FUCK YOUS, I thought Little Foukers well deserved it but come on, this movie didnt deserve a fuck you. Have you not seen Furry Vengence, NOW that movie was BAAAAD! If there is a lower rating than a FUCK YOU then give it to that movie. I thought this was an ok movie, not the best but certaintly no fuck you, I'm just surprised that a movie like this would piss you off so bad.

  
  
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  July 12, 2011 at 1:58 AM, Salty the Beast said ...

  My reviüü: http://saltythebeastblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/movie-review-zookeeper.html

• July 11, 2011 at 5:07 AM, Austin Washington said ...

  Actually Fear Factor is coming back on the Sci-fi channel.

  
  
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  July 11, 2011 at 4:32 AM, Austin Washington said ...

  @Nicholas Butler and D0x She was also in some episodes of King of Queens.

• July 10, 2011 at 7:04 PM, mark gagetti said ...

  DarkProphet94 That would be so awesome!

  
  
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  July 10, 2011 at 2:35 PM, said ...

  gotta defend my boy joe rogan. he is a commentator for the UFC and a damn good one at that

• July 10, 2011 at 9:13 AM, said ...

  Kevin James needs start making gud movies like Barnyard and Paul Blart

  
  
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  July 10, 2011 at 8:48 AM, said ...

  Hector, I am SO with you on that Nick Nolte comment. That would be awesome.

• July 10, 2011 at 5:57 AM, Mark Hazleton Jr. said ...

  Rosario Dawson hooked up w/ Dante from Clerks 2 years ago...now Kevin James gets a turn.

  
  
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  July 10, 2011 at 5:10 AM, Hector Fernando Andrade JR. II said ...

  I feel bad for Ken Jeong being in this movie because all the guy cares about is having the biggest filmography in the world and the guy does not notice that some of the roles he gets need him to make the biggest fool of himself ever. 

• July 10, 2011 at 3:36 AM, said ...

  @Nicholas Butler   The difference is that Kevin james is a RICH hollywood actor/comedian. Gold diggers all aboard the gravy train!  His "wife" would not even have looked at him if he was an average to low income making guy. 

  In movies , he play retarded zoo keepers and security guards. And thoses kind of jobs do not bring the hotties when you look like kevin, especially when you act so retarded.

  Am not saying personality can't get you a nice girl but pairing him with model/hollywood hottie type is just retarded. How about an average looking girl with personality. That would seem somewhat plausible at least.

   

  yeah.

  
  
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  July 10, 2011 at 2:21 AM, Cambo said ...

  @darkprophet94 thats not exactly how shutter island ended, that film had more of an ambiguous ending.

• July 10, 2011 at 1:46 AM, Nicholas Butler said ...

  sup guys! I too am a Kevin James hater and I used to agree with you about Kevin James having hot ass wives/girlfriends in his tv shows and movies until I saw a pic of his wife (Co-Host mentioned her) and GODDAMN she is hot! I dont know if he's a sorcerer or what, but Kevin James is putting a curse on hot women!

  

  
  
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  July 09, 2011 at 11:33 PM, Colt Gardner said ...

  King of Queens was a good show.

• July 09, 2011 at 10:02 PM, JiggyPop said ...

  This movie was so bad that Jeffery the Giraffe died after making this film

   

  http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/09/peta-adam-sandler-tweet-giraffe.html

  
  
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  July 09, 2011 at 9:52 PM, Dustin Chandler said ...

  how great would this movie have been if it ended like Shutter Island and Kevin James turned out to be mentally insane. all of his actions are hallucinations, there are no two hot women chasing after him, there are no talking animals. in fact, he's the worst zookeeper at the zoo and his hallucinations stem from a preconceived sense of purpose. see, i just turned a shitty Happy Madison movie into a deep psychological thriller

• July 09, 2011 at 9:44 PM, B.Bally said ...

  Kings Of Queens was a good sitcom (sorry Co-Host but I call Bullshit on you calling it an atrocity) and Hitch was enjoyable, the problem he's been making a lot of lousy choices in his movies and this movie is among the worst of these.
  

  
  
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  July 09, 2011 at 9:13 PM, Hector Fernando Andrade JR. II said ...

  I want to see Nick Notle fight a Gorilla.

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