Audio Reviews - Conan the Barbarian - Audio Review

Born into battle, Conan is a warrior seeking to avenge the death of his father and the destruction of his village by killing the sorcerer responsible.

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  May 07, 2012 at 10:54 PM, said ...

  All the tools may bitch about the original 1982 masterpiece...but Co-Host knows.

• May 06, 2012 at 10:40 PM, said ...

   Naked "Woman" as Cyrus says..  Why the hell does Cyrus refer to one girl as "Woman" ?

  
  
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  April 14, 2012 at 10:50 PM, said ...

  The Arnold Conan is still good tho for what it was. And the kid in this one was bad ass tho and they did drop da ball when he grew up cause didn't have as much of dat bad ass presence but at certain times and not consist. Co-host right bout no quoteable lines tho and score was better n original one. This review however has some: Korey in Arnold voice: You like that Movie better than mines b/c you had a machine b/t your butt cheeks. Leon: When you goin to take a long enough break from sucking Schwarzenegger's dick to throw me in a Volcano.

• April 14, 2012 at 8:52 PM, said ...

  I'm wit Leon on dis one. It's a pretty action packed movie and the effects look pretty good. I seen the Conan with Arnold recently on tv and Co-host's nostalgia clouding his judgement. Arnold did make Conan and was the perfect look and attitude and he clearly da better character of him but the movie it self isn't very good. Kinda of a comedy at times cause I know it was da 80s but it still looks silly at times. Jason Momoa isn't a great actor but was alright, Hell Arnold isn't a great actor either. It's a fun popcorn movie dat at times just move to fast and not much feeling for some characters but still the definition of a Matinee film. Yea da sex scene Co-host was talkin bout was too romantic tho, he's a barbarian suppose to hit it and leave.

  
  
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  December 23, 2011 at 7:32 PM, said ...

  High Matinee

• December 02, 2011 at 5:08 PM, said ...

  The one memorable moment was the one with a giant boat built on the backs of elephants.

  Some Ole Bullshit!!

  
  
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• September 14, 2011 at 5:12 PM, said ...

  good review

  
  
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  September 03, 2011 at 4:27 AM, said ...

  Wow, this movie sucked. This was Some Ole` Bullshit! all the way. The film`s pacing is rushed and everytime the characters spoke, I couldn`t help but cringe at the bad dialogue and acting. I`d like to give the actors a pass and say that it was only the dialogue and that not even Michael Caine could have delivered the lines better.....but Momoa and Nichols sounded as though they were performing for a live studio audience on a sitcom.

• September 01, 2011 at 9:41 PM, AnamaTroy said ...

  
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  August 26, 2011 at 12:30 AM, said ...

  Give this movie 20 years and it will be a cult classic as much as the Shwarzenegger one...because its the same mediocrity that seen as a young kid/teenager will make you love it as an adult and defend it no matter what.

  Im really sick and tired of movie snobs that cant differentiate a good movie from a movie that was fun just because you saw it at the point of your life when everything seemed good. Dont get me wrong...i enjoyed old Conan movies, but the new One has far better acting, more interesting characters and finally we got Conan that's not just a big, dumb orc but an actuall warrior.

• August 25, 2011 at 2:09 PM, said ...

  @ManSaucer

  My God, you're right.

  
  
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  August 25, 2011 at 5:50 AM, said ...

  Leon gave this a Better Rating than INCEPTION! someone get me a rumble chair!

• August 23, 2011 at 4:06 PM, said ...

  As soon as I saw the sand people in the trailer it turned me of immensely.

   

  Im a big Arnie fan and the original was very good after the first few times......by Krom I will watch this movie but not looking forward to it as much as I thought !  

  
  
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  August 23, 2011 at 3:07 PM, said ...

  This new guy is such a girly man.

• August 23, 2011 at 12:14 AM, Jack68 said ...

  Yep dead on Co Host....

   

  
  
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  August 22, 2011 at 7:32 PM, Revix said ...

  the 3d is not theat good

   

• August 22, 2011 at 8:35 AM, said ...

  when i wus young i thought that He-man and conan where the same person  l_l

  
  
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  August 22, 2011 at 7:37 AM, David Szaks said ...

  LOL this was a hilarious review. It so funny when you guys dont agree.

   

  I haven't seen this movie yet but I do have to say that it does seem like co-host corey and cyrus are being a little biased. Everything criticism they give could be givin to the original, but while it was ok then its not ok now simply becuase it's not the same as the Conan that you guys liked. You guys say that conan has a mythology, but from what you guys said this one sounded closer to the original than Arnolds version. That just the way it sounded to me.

   

  Cyrus is always saying you gotta judge a movie based on what its trying to accomplish, and it seemed more like you guys were judging it based on your nastalgia.

• August 22, 2011 at 5:58 AM, kevin miller said ...

  Fuck Conan anyway.

  It's all about Beastmaster.

  
  
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  August 22, 2011 at 4:30 AM, Jon said ...

  I did watch the original Conan

  Arnold rocks in it

  but seeing the trailer for this remake Im just NOT interested

  blood and action is good but I need to be invested by the footage in order to get excited

  give props though to Conan being a real chick magnet

   

• August 22, 2011 at 3:27 AM, Santos said ...

  @chris,

  I'm not sure that it deserves to have "boring" thrust upon it 3 times, but I've tried several times to watch the original and have always found it rather dull. I still like Arnold though and James Earl Jones is great as Thulsa Doom. Plus, the recent airing of the movie on AMC was rather fun because there were trivia notes throughout it. In my opinion, Conan works best on the printed page particularly in Howard's original stories (granted, those are the only Conan stories that I've read). They're not quite literary masterpieces, but they are very enjoyable adventure stories and, while reading them, it is easy to see why the character became (and remains) so popular.

  
  
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  August 22, 2011 at 1:32 AM, Kenneth Logan Jr. said ...

  Leon is too bouche for his own good. That's the second time he's knocking down Peter Jackson's LOTR with comments like that. Cohost is right, he needs to throw Leon in a volcano now, lol!

• August 21, 2011 at 10:22 PM, chris said ...

  The original Conan is BORING BORING BORING.  I'm with leon, it's one of the worst films I've ever seen.

  
  
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  August 21, 2011 at 6:16 PM, Alex Thompson said ...

  Wow... I kept seeing the trailer for this and I hated it from jump.  I was wondering if I was the only one who thought this looked completely uninteresting and the trailer seemed to waste good commercial airtime.  If you guys liked the film and had good points about it, I'd give it a shot.  So this is a complete pass.

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