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An unorthodox Irish policeman with a confrontational personality is teamed up with an uptight FBI agent to investigate an international drug-smuggling ring.

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35 Comments for The Guard - Audio Review

  • September 04, 2011 at 1:39 AM, said ...

    Loved the hell out of this movie, Jerry Boyle was a really interesting character, and this movie had one of the most satisfying endings I've seen in awhile. High Full Price

  • September 01, 2011 at 3:45 AM, Nedan said ...

    This movie sounds great. I probably never would have heard if this flick if it weren't for you guys. Thanks

  • August 27, 2011 at 5:49 AM, Mathew Augustus said ...

    sounds great, gonna check this out

  • August 27, 2011 at 3:03 AM, Samuel Gelber said ...

    @Kevin McMullin

     

    Saw that play a year ago with Chris Pine as the lead. I fucking loved it except for the dead cat theme.

  • August 27, 2011 at 1:02 AM, said ...

    Great review, its good to see such a random little Irish movie being watched by people across the pond. I would've thought the non-irish out there would have trouble with some of the pretty damn colloqial accents though?!

  • August 25, 2011 at 7:09 PM, said ...

    You say that this movie is like in Bruges will his brother Martin McDonagh wrote and directed that movie, he is also a well know playwrite of the Pillowman and the Lieutenant of Inishmore one of my favorite batshit crazy plays.

     

     

    In a nutshell a known Irish terrorist goes on a bloody rampage to avenge the murder of his cat,

    It's the only play that is a mixture of violence and comedy I know about out there.

     

     

  • August 25, 2011 at 3:00 AM, said ...

    @Amy

    There is a difference between "bitchy" and "lame jokey".

  • August 25, 2011 at 2:42 AM, said ...

    For fuck's sake! When is LDT coming out!?

  • August 25, 2011 at 2:36 AM, Chris said ...

    Wait, wait, wait, wait....

     

    You're telling me Mark Strong was cast as an English bad guy? Let me suspend my disbelief.

  • August 25, 2011 at 2:08 AM, said ...

    im irish and live in ireland and fuckin love rthis movie, it is a very good depiction of the west of ireland

  • August 25, 2011 at 12:06 AM, said ...

    It's weird hearing the Spill guys saying my name.  (Inside Joke)

  • August 24, 2011 at 10:53 PM, said ...

    @Joel Hartney  Yeah there are. They're called "Culchies."

  • August 24, 2011 at 10:45 PM, said ...

    Saw it at a festival. I'd give it a high matinee.

  • August 24, 2011 at 10:36 PM, Joel Hartney said ...

    Siris, there are no rednecks in Ireland, lolz

  • August 24, 2011 at 9:05 PM, Joseph Mc Elroy said ...

    One of the films of the year for me. Loved the film to bits and was by far the best comedy i've seen in a long time

  • August 24, 2011 at 8:21 PM, Samuel Gelber said ...

    @Edward9630

    You can understand Irish culture and comedy and not like the film. Give me In Bruges, Breakfast on Pluto, or The Commitments. This just wasn't as good.

  • August 24, 2011 at 7:10 PM, said ...

    I honestly can't understand anything these Irishmen are saying in the movie. I need subtitles.

  • August 24, 2011 at 5:50 PM, said ...

    I loved In Bruges, and this looks fantastic.

  • August 24, 2011 at 4:18 PM, said ...

    Being Irish myself, I can say that the Irish poster for this film does actually have Don Cheadle on it, and that I loved this film to bits. FULL PRICE

    Here's a weird fact for ya; In Irish Language the term "Duine gorm" translates as "black person", but the word "gorm" by itself actually means "blue".

     

  • August 24, 2011 at 3:46 PM, said ...

    Full Price!! I love this film, in my opinion if your not Irish and you dont like this film its probably because you dont understand the irish culture of comedy. I would recommend all people to go see this film.

  • August 24, 2011 at 3:36 PM, Samuel Gelber said ...

    I saw this last week and was kind of disappointed. Brendan Gleeson is one of my favorite actors and the movie is done by the brother of Martin McDonagh, the writer and director of In Bruges. I liked the dialogue, but none of it was very original. The Philosophical drug dealers had a Guy Ritchie thing going on between them, and as much as I love Gleeson, I don't ever want to see him in his underwear ever again. Also some of the side stories, like Gleeson's dying mother, seemed like they could be taken out of the story.

     

    It's enjoyable, but by far not the greatest thing ever. It's a good Matinee.

  • August 24, 2011 at 3:14 PM, said ...

    Co host can you stop bitching about the HP movies please?

  • August 24, 2011 at 3:07 PM, said ...

    So Leon hates Inception and The Guard!

  • August 24, 2011 at 1:47 PM, Angel said ...

    I'll have to check this out!

  • August 24, 2011 at 1:42 PM, said ...

    If he's seen so many movies before, how come he can't get actors' names right?

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The Guard Details

Synopsis:  Confrontational Irish cop Gerry Boyle (Brendan Gleeson) reluctantly teams with uptight FBI agent Wendell Everett (Don Cheadle) to take down a gang of international drug traffickers in this comedy thriller co-starring Mark Strong, Rory Keenan, and Liam Cunningham. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi  Continue Reading

Starring:  Don Cheadle, Brendan Gleeson, David Wilmot, Liam Cunningham

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