Audio Reviews - Shark Night 3D - Audio Review

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  January 20, 2012 at 11:13 AM, Bryan "Wolfman 3:16" Wolfe said ...

  Sharks do NOT eat Black people, guys!!!!

• January 20, 2012 at 11:11 AM, Bryan "Wolfman 3:16" Wolfe said ...

  SyFy Piece Of Shit movie!!!! I would rather watch SHARKTOPUS than this racist poor excuse for a movie!!!!

  
  
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  September 21, 2011 at 1:18 AM, said ...

  This Is Hilarious, Why No Animated Review :'( ?

• September 08, 2011 at 12:02 AM, Nedan said ...

  Damn, I'm really getting tired of these lazy ass horror films making it to theater. If your going to have lame boring ass characters then at least the kills need to be cool but it sounds like they didn't even do that. This shit needs to be straight to DVD or on the scifi channel.

  
  
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  September 04, 2011 at 4:36 PM, Kevin Carollo said ...

  haha, what a trick and a waste!   Thanks for getting the word out and for the review!  I would like to see Shark Bites Hot Ass....

• September 04, 2011 at 4:14 PM, said ...

  go fuck yourself movie.

   

  
  
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  September 04, 2011 at 2:07 PM, DAn said ...

  I went to this film just to see if it was really that bad. IT IS. What's worse, I actually saw it in 3D. Only film I've ever walked out of.  Terrible character development, god-awful script (here's a sample of a line from the film: Cliche, Cliche,Cliche, scream, cliche, giggle, cliche etc.), bad acting, and laziest 3D I have seen (I watched large intervals of the film with the glasses off because there was little to no blurring of the screen). Best thing about it was stomping the 3D glasses into oblivion after the film was over. Save yourself from pain and JUST SAY NO. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.  Half a star- FUCK YOOOOOUUUU!!!!!

• September 04, 2011 at 4:57 AM, said ...

  Lol Great review guys, been a little while since i laughed so hard from a review! And i would love to see Co-host with 3d glasses and a snorkel on Lol

  
  
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  September 04, 2011 at 1:02 AM, D C Ashmore said ...

  The anger. The confusion. The hatred and loathing. The bad movies almost always get the best reviews.

• September 03, 2011 at 8:26 PM, said ...

  Everybody  still wants to redo Jaws but nobody will ever come close, watch shark week on a 3d t.v. same thing.

  
  
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  September 03, 2011 at 7:43 PM, killing spree said ...

  you also have the guy from bones and avatar

• September 03, 2011 at 5:41 PM, Gary said ...

  FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

  
  
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  September 03, 2011 at 10:12 AM, said ...

  There is areas where I live where i get ZERO bars, & I mean I get an X instead of bars, so the "theres no cell phone signal here" line doesnt seem so far fetched to me...

• September 03, 2011 at 4:00 AM, Marvin A. Lanier said ...

  God Korey you make perfect sense there at the end. Agreed, cash in.

  
  
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  September 03, 2011 at 3:59 AM, said ...

  I would love to go back in time a couple hundred years and try to explain Shark Week to people

• September 03, 2011 at 3:40 AM, Marvin A. Lanier said ...

  ...gotta know how dumb this bullshit gets. But it doesn't even come close to Piranha 3d Territory.

  
  
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  September 03, 2011 at 2:38 AM, Valo Palomares said ...

  A 3D horror movies?
  That's PG-13?
  
  You done fucked up.

• September 03, 2011 at 2:04 AM, Andrew Siribohdi said ...

  That's a shame to hear, considering I really liked Cellular. It was a cheesy gimmicky good time.

  
  
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  September 03, 2011 at 1:47 AM, Kevin Ho said ...

  LoL, Leon immediately knows that she's the mermaid in Aquamarine.

• September 03, 2011 at 1:45 AM, said ...

  sara paxton...damn, nuff said

  
  
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  September 02, 2011 at 11:53 PM, Jon said ...

  Labor Day weekend is always a bust

  both Apollo 18 and this movie shouldnt even be mentioned at all if thats the case

  Im so saddened that David R. Ellis made something this lazy and TV quality-ish

  and in case people forgot...FUCK PG-13 horror movies!!! like come on, when you have sharks show tits and blood and guts

  uggghhh..... glad that summer actually ended last weekend cause I really dont think the movies this weekend should count

• September 02, 2011 at 11:51 PM, Hugo said ...

  what a shame...I was expecting some piranha 3D like boobage and gore.

  
  
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  September 02, 2011 at 11:44 PM, Guitarrocker73 said ...

  I walked into this after Apollo 18. It was already half way through and we left after 10 minutes. They didnt even do anything cool with the 3D and the characters were so freaking annoying.

• September 02, 2011 at 11:06 PM, Taylor Lindsay said ...

  @Ralph Same. I wanted guts and giblets flying at the screen in 3D :(

  
  
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  September 02, 2011 at 10:25 PM, said ...

  @Mark Sasuke Attack the Block was really good because a lot of movies don't let kids fight aliens and these kids were forced to grow a pair to survive an alien invasion. Also, the soundtrack was bawss.

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