Audio Reviews - Abduction - Audio Review

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  January 02, 2013 at 7:10 AM, The Host said ...

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  September 30, 2011 at 7:01 PM, said ...

  Who ever said anything about disapointed? I knew it was gonna suck. It was hilarious watching it.

• September 30, 2011 at 2:29 PM, martin said ...

  i dont feel bad for anyone who was disapointed by this movie, cause if you cant decipher a good movie and a bad movie from the trailer its your own fault.

  
  
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  September 30, 2011 at 12:51 PM, said ...

  It was awful. They didn't even try. Some ol bullshit.

• September 29, 2011 at 9:37 PM, Richard Dempsey said ...

  Wouldn't it be easier to show a blank screen for 2 hours?

  
  
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  September 29, 2011 at 8:53 PM, Nedan said ...

  Wow they wen't easier on it than I thought they would. Im just kinda sorry there were actors I respect in it.

• September 29, 2011 at 2:22 AM, Mary Chavez said ...

  Lucius Malfoy kicking Jacob's ass...might be fun

  
  
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  September 29, 2011 at 12:49 AM, Mark Hazleton Jr. said ...

  BTW there is ONE role I think Taylor Lautner could play IF he tries (and not joking)...a (minor) role where he happens to play the son of Josh Brolin...because in some photos (like that llama photo lol!!) he slightly resembles a very young Josh Brolin (the only difference is Josh Brolin is AWESOME).

• September 29, 2011 at 12:42 AM, Mark Hazleton Jr. said ...

  I know not all girls (or guys) are the same...but its strange how much its the opposite w/ genders. How a lot of the audience seeing this is girls...pretty much thinking "wow this looks AWFUL, but it has that Twilight guy in it so I guess I have to see it" thats like a guy saying "wow Sex and the City looks awful, but it has Sarah Jessica Parker in it, so I guess I have to see it"....lol, we all know thats complete bullshit because no guy in their right-mind would see ANYTHING with Sarah Jessica Parker because we could just play Red Dead Redemption and see plenty of horses. I mean they are fake but close enough. Or watch the documentary 'Buck' loosely based on Sarah Jessica Parker.

   

  No but seriously, like I said in another recent (off-topic) comment, my friend is OBSESSED with Zooey Deschanel, to the point I knew it was a problem because I couldn't make it to the opening night of "Our Idiot Brother" and for a few days he seemed pretty upset that he didnt see it that day, and then I heard him say "its just, I never miss Zooey's movies on an opening day, so if I don't see it then, I might as well not watch it until its on DVD."

  I don't care how attracted to an actress I am...I'm never gonna get that into them where I actually have to see their movie right away or it will piss me off if I dont. Especially if a movie looks terrible and I see it JUST because they are in it.

  I can just picture the tween girls seeing this movie, sitting through it going "eh...am I supposed to be enjoying this? I mean, it stars Taylor Lautner so aren't I supposed to pay for a ticket??? I'm confused!!!" lol.

  I guess my point is...whether you are a guy or a girl...STOP wasting well earned money on something you know will suck, just because it stars someone you're attracted to. Just wait until it's free or don't watch it at all.

  Luckily I still don't have any "celebrity crushes" since I'm not a child anymore...although the closest I will get to one is possibly Carey Mulligan cause shes too damn cute. Plus she happens to have NO bad movies so far, so that helps...but if it looks horrible, I dont give a shit if it has her in it or not...I ain't seeing a pile of shit because one good looking face is standing over it.

  
  
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  September 28, 2011 at 11:07 PM, said ...

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

• September 28, 2011 at 9:23 AM, Amanda said ...

  I never thought Sharkboy was ugly, but he's not anything special to look at either. Meh

  
  
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  September 28, 2011 at 3:04 AM, Sky said ...

  Taylor Lautner is ugly lol what you talkin' 'bout? :P Not as ugly as Robert Pattinson though... *shudders*

   

  Also @Jean Genie - that llama is fucking adorable tbh. Not Taylor, the actual llama lol. I wanna hug it. c:

   

   

• September 28, 2011 at 2:11 AM, Brutuxan said ...

  Oh shit, I thought this was the "Max Steel" movie ;)

  
  
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  September 28, 2011 at 12:38 AM, said ...

  Wait this movie is worse than an episode of a show that produced this horrendously ignorant piece of shit?

   

  

   

  I'm scared.
  

• September 27, 2011 at 10:57 PM, Denny said ...

  Taylor Lautner, I can understand him being in a lame pseudo-action movie like this while he's still young and naive.

   

  But John Singleton...you know better than this. I KNOW you ain't struggling that much that you gotta take a gig like this. Come on now, brotha. Even though you say you got lucky with Boyz In The Hood, you can do better, my man...

  
  
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  September 27, 2011 at 10:29 PM, said ...

  Abduction also known as The Most generic looking action film of all time!

• September 27, 2011 at 9:48 PM, Mike Montgomery said ...

  Ya know ... I remember the first time I saw the trailer for this ...

   

  "Looks good ... looks like it could be fun ..."

   

  "...and starring Taylor Lautner ..."

   

  "Well crap..."

  
  
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  September 27, 2011 at 9:27 PM, said ...

  i cant imagine how horrible it is for you guys to have to review some of these movies

• September 27, 2011 at 9:24 PM, said ...

  Seeing his Dad beat the shit out of him might be enough to make me see this. I can always appreciate a bad film.

  
  
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  September 27, 2011 at 8:59 PM, said ...

  Ashley Nicolas me too!

• September 27, 2011 at 8:25 PM, Mike Darchi said ...

  nice, an ACOCO review.

  
  
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  September 27, 2011 at 8:17 PM, said ...

  had to see this with my cousin. honestly one of the worst films i've seen in a while

• September 27, 2011 at 6:44 PM, Adam said ...

  the song at the first few seconds of the audio is silversun pickups... FULL PRICE!!

  
  
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  September 27, 2011 at 6:04 PM, said ...

  Thank you guys alot for doing this review.I've been coming back everyday waiting to see if you guys posted it.

   

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