Audio Reviews - Immortals - Audio Review

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  December 02, 2011 at 4:15 PM, said ...

  For me this movie was a solid matinee, simply because it was really entertaining. Sure, if you look at it closer it probably sucks, but I haven't felt that exhilarated about fight scenes since 300. Speaking of looking closer though, I could have sworn there was a scene where the paint on the cheap plastic-looking shields was coming off as the characters hit their swords against them. And Mickey Rourke is constantly eating, I totally agree about that. Between that and his mumbling he was practically unintelligible! I still stick with matinee though.

• November 15, 2011 at 11:10 PM, said ...

  @thechaserv97

  Oh... I'm sorry. I'm... so sorry...

  
  
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  November 15, 2011 at 8:31 PM, said ...

  BETTER THAN SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.I AINT NEVER HAD SEX THIS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.then again im 14 never had sex.anyways thou THIS THE GREASTEST MOVE EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

• November 14, 2011 at 10:23 PM, Electric Rage said ...

  For those who don't know what The Cell is here is a link review. http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/33139-the-cell

  
  
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  November 14, 2011 at 7:01 PM, said ...

  This movie sucks end of story.

  I don't need to listen to a review to know this but i like to listen to it because it's funny.

  But yah this one isn't that good.

• November 14, 2011 at 4:57 PM, said ...

  @Charles

  Transformers (the sequels, at least) are offensive in they way that they completely and utterly disregard cohesive storytelling. From what I can tell, Immortals is simply a little inept when it comes to its story. Big difference.

  
  
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  November 14, 2011 at 1:29 PM, said ...

  I love how they praise this movie for having great action and fight scenes, and give it a matinee because the story is bad. Yet whenever Transformers does the same exact thing it gets a F*ck You or Some O' Bullshit. Can anyone say double standards? Regardless, I still cannot wait to see this film and I still love all the work you guys do even if ya'll don't like the badassness that is Transformers :)

• November 14, 2011 at 5:20 AM, said ...

  Low Matinee. The fighting at the end certainly had its moments.

  
  
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  November 14, 2011 at 2:12 AM, said ...

  Movie is a low matinee at best...and 3D is completely unnecessary.

• November 13, 2011 at 10:44 PM, said ...

  this is so funny!!! Best review, the mickey rourke bit is so funny!!! Mickey Rourke, 50 cent, rampage jackson and stallone should do a movie together.

  
  
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  November 13, 2011 at 4:22 PM, Kevin Carollo said ...

  Great review y'all.  The trailer did not catch my attention, but y'all have me intrigued with it being so beautiful.  Might have to check it out on netflix later.

• November 13, 2011 at 3:05 PM, Jan said ...

  That part about Mickey Rourke eating while filming had me laughing so hard ... epic review. You've done it again

  
  
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  November 13, 2011 at 12:40 PM, said ...

  Immortals Bullshit Train & Thought Fucking 

• November 13, 2011 at 10:18 AM, Theron Lewis said ...

  LETS DO THIS! immortal edition hahaha

  
  
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  November 13, 2011 at 10:08 AM, said ...

  That wasnt Freida Pinto's ass..it was a body double :(

• November 13, 2011 at 8:35 AM, said ...

  just saw the movie. full fucking price this movie is badass. the plot is alright, but the action and visuals fuck were they amazing. a few nit picky things here and there but still a fantastic movie.

  
  
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  November 13, 2011 at 4:29 AM, Kevin Ho said ...

  @Eric Schmid

  You're talking as if you just started noticing this trend. Its existed for a lot longer than just lately. It all depends on if you enjoy this one or not, if not there will be another one coming down the pipe soon.

• November 13, 2011 at 4:27 AM, said ...

  "...this movie follows an increasing trend lately in which movies have given up on producing solid 2 hour experiences and instead have spewed on sizzle reels and trailer montages." Look, I'm not going to defend the glaring issues that this movie has (though they clearly did not bother me as much as they did some other people), but if you think that this movie's formula is something that came about recently maybe you need to start looking into films of the past 3 or 4 decades (and maybe further). Trust me, it's nothing new.

  
  
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  November 13, 2011 at 3:43 AM, Eric Schmid said ...

  where do i begin?  this movie follows an increasing trend lately in which movies have given up on producing solid 2 hour experiences and instead have spewed on sizzle reels and trailer montages.  the film is visually impressive if you have a massive love affair with stylized settings and backdrops which showcase violence as it shifts in and our of hyper speed to the point of nausea.  i wanted this film to be good but it was like a tiny piece of steak that has been simmered for days in a vat of lard.  the shitty ingredients in this cinematic concoction have overwhelmed and drowned out the other minimally passable parts of it.  for shame for shame indeed

• November 13, 2011 at 3:37 AM, said ...

  cool review loll

  
  
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  November 12, 2011 at 10:55 PM, said ...

  That bow is pretty useful.

  

• November 12, 2011 at 9:57 PM, Santos said ...

  The Cell is good until J-Lo shows up as the Virgin Mary. That annoyed the fuck out of me.

  
  
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  November 12, 2011 at 9:14 PM, said ...

  oh yea The Fall is one I'd recommend. The Cell also is full of imagery.

• November 12, 2011 at 8:59 PM, said ...

  I should clarify that typo, i hate clash of the titans. That movie was a fuck you for me because it made me mad. So this is probably better than COT. But it doesn't look all that great

  
  
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  November 12, 2011 at 8:48 PM, said ...

  Fuck this movie, fuck this movie hard. If i like it less than clash of the titans I will be shocked.

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