Audio Reviews - Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Prereview

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  December 02, 2011 at 5:08 AM, said ...

• November 17, 2011 at 10:05 PM, Antoinette Johnson said ...

  I can't fricking wait for their review of this:D I know their gonna rip it a new one. I just watched the Schmoes review of this and they both failed it, but not as hard as I know these guys will! Why they thought the series would be interesting enough for two parts like the Harry potter movies, I have no idea.

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 9:54 PM, emmanuel said ...

  from looking at the trailer she invites one guy that keep saying he love her and hate her current boyfriend to there wedding how big of a bitch can this girl be she string one guy along and cheats on the other guy with the one she string along .I just cant wait for the day when all 3 actors can be interviewed and say what they really think about there characters because I am sure if that twilight pay check dint have all those zeros they would call it bulls***t.

• November 17, 2011 at 8:23 PM, said ...

  @Adriana Oh, Jesus Christ...

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 8:03 PM, Ayanna Sims said ...

  I love the Twilight series (books and movies) but honestly, I can't wait until the Spill crew reviews it. I know they're gonna tear it apart, but they're so freaking hysterical XD This little preview alone had be cracking up!

• November 17, 2011 at 7:46 PM, jonathan senises said ...

  The worst thing about this series is not that its shallow, boring flat characters, bad dialogue, wooden acting , conservative agenda its in fact that's fucking boring ! The story goes nowhere, and if your gonna have a slow film put some character development or an interesting story. If its gonna be goofy and dumb at least embrace it, and just try to entertain me. I would forgive all these shortcomings if just said fuck it we know this is nothing more than a soap opera lets just go crazy and ridiculous,however  its aims toward kids so its just tame and dull.

   

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 7:37 PM, said ...

  Then ending of that last book was one of the biggest fuck yous in the history of literature...of fiction...because there is this huuuuuge fucking build up that leads up to, potentially, one of the most bad-ass fights between super-powered vampires and werewolves...and...ugghh...i can't even bring myself to spoil it. Read the book or watch the movie...try to get through all the shitty, poorly developed relationship stuff and the sickening pregnancy bullshit and there is some actual solid lore buried there...and she just says "fuck that, it's time to end this like an episode of Maury Povich". Not that I'm sincerely pissed off at this but...hey, it's fun to rant on the internet XD

• November 17, 2011 at 6:02 PM, John Lemus said ...

  Oh and after this there will be the last two dvd's and then then the blue ray bundle

   

  I can't see bellas future anymore

  I can't see a future for any of these actors

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 5:57 PM, John Lemus said ...

  wost thing about this movie and the series

   

  Its only part one of two there is still one more piece of shit

• November 17, 2011 at 4:48 PM, Kenneth Logan Jr. said ...

   

  

  They are about the same, if you think about it

   

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 3:37 PM, emmanuel said ...

  You know Edwared was thinking of Jacob the whole time he was F-ing Bella.

• November 17, 2011 at 11:31 AM, said ...

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 9:04 AM, Adriana said ...

  @MatthewMustin It IS a direct quote. I'm not kidding.

• November 17, 2011 at 4:28 AM, said ...

  hahah coool

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 4:11 AM, said ...

  @Santos

  Taylor "Llama" is apparently a rather popular joke, due to Mr. Lautner's resemblance to the species.

• November 17, 2011 at 3:59 AM, Oveida Olivia Williams said ...

  @Adriana could it been worse.

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 3:51 AM, Santos said ...

  What's with Co-Host saying names wrong? James DeFranco, Charles Limburger and now Taylor Llama.

• November 17, 2011 at 2:33 AM, Kevin Ho said ...

  Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon, that should explain it to you.

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 1:56 AM, said ...

  @Adriana

  That's not a direct quote, is it? 

• November 17, 2011 at 1:32 AM, Amelia said ...

  I agree with Adriana. Having read the series out of curiosity, there is a HEAVY pro-life theme going on throughout Breaking Dawn, but that is the least of this story's problems. The books were clearly written by an under educated, ultra conservative individual.

  
  
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  November 17, 2011 at 12:42 AM, Andrew Willson said ...

  once agin more bullshit

• November 16, 2011 at 11:44 PM, Adriana said ...

  @XXXrandommusicXXX Yep, it offended me. You can make a drinking game of the amount of times they say: "It's not a foetus, it's a baby!"

  
  
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  November 16, 2011 at 11:38 PM, Oveida Olivia Williams said ...

  @Adriana Wow that bad huh?

• November 16, 2011 at 11:24 PM, Adriana said ...

  I just saw it (in Holland it's out already), and here's my review:

  After enduring a two hour long, super boring anti-abortion propaganda movie, i give this movie a rating of: FUCK YOU!

  
  
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  November 16, 2011 at 9:26 PM, danielle said ...

  okay, as someone who read the book let me explain the baby thing. she comes out and she's still a baby, but as small as a newborn. she grows so fast to the point where she's like a two year old after only like two or three weeks i think. then by the time she's eight years old she'll be done growing and she'll be like a fifteen year old. so when she comes out she isn't grown, but she's older than a newborn. got it?

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