Audio Reviews - Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked - PreReview

Playing around while aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes accidentally go overboard and end up marooned in a tropical paradise. They discover their new turf is not as deserted as it seems.

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  February 14, 2012 at 12:52 AM, said ...

  One, Luckily Tintin did just as well overall, and two, Co-host I'm a furry, do the words 49 and a half foot pole mean anything to you?

• December 21, 2011 at 3:16 PM, said ...

  Lets face it, chances are that although Tintin is obviously the more better, smarter and well written movie with a more memorable story and experience, it wont get anywhere even close to the attention by children as "Alvin and the Chipmunk: Chipwrecked". Kids these days watch nonsensically dumb incoherent garbage all the time such as

  (all of these shows are perfect examples on how and why children these days are losing braincells  daily. Also, how "Alvin and the Chipmunk: Chipwrecked" will make more of a profit then Tintin regardless on how terrible it is.)

  It's a damn shame...

  
  
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  December 15, 2011 at 10:50 PM, said ...

  we know Mst3k. it started in prison. now shut up lpz

• December 14, 2011 at 9:48 PM, Michael Farfaglia said ...

  @09:00

  Cyrus, I've been saying the same thing for years. Even worse, on Lock Up on MSNBC an inmate in Kentucky, who had a history of praying on other inmates, said he found the look 'sexy'. That's right gangstas, wearing your pants low will get you caught by the police AND raped when you get to prison. 

  
  
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  December 14, 2011 at 2:58 PM, said ...

  Well shit. I got a nine year old nephew and a seven year old niece: guess which favourite aunt's going to be dragged by them to the theater to see this? You'd think not having kids of your own would spare you from movies like this, but nooooooooo. My sister just HAD to pop out three kids and assign me to movie-going-duty -__-;

• December 14, 2011 at 2:47 PM, Knight7sk said ...

  4 seconds into that trailer I wanted to kill something.

  
  
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  December 14, 2011 at 2:17 AM, said ...

  Every year there's at least one or two movies that I simply refuse to see! This is that. Great review guys, rock on!

• December 14, 2011 at 12:57 AM, said ...

  I feel the same way that Korey does about this movie franchise.  Why, why didn't the producers go the line of the successful Saturday morning cartoon and the animated movie?  Instead we see drivel.  I took my kids to see the second one in theaters and my parents went with us to the first one; I was sooooo ready to leave the theater after a point in both.  My son was in the room earlier and I played the trailer for him.  It is crack, he started tying off, looking for a vein.   

  David Cross is really funny in both movies, too.

  
  
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  December 13, 2011 at 10:23 AM, said ...

  I'd like to see the Chipmunks swearing on XBL. That'll appeal to kids these days 

• December 13, 2011 at 5:13 AM, said ...

  Props to you ScottPilgrim JDP. Glad to hear there is hope!

  So, will Chipmunks 4 see them meet their cousins, Chip and Dale?

  
  
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  December 13, 2011 at 3:45 AM, MavenCree said ...

  Aw Man, that's a Carnival ship!  I love Carnival.  Been on three cruises with them.  Now I'm gonna have to find a new cruise line...

• December 13, 2011 at 3:41 AM, Jon said ...

  Cyrus was right "It's gonna make money. They're gonna make a third one anyway, I dont know what the fuck that's gonna be about...in fact, my brain is shutting down just thinking about it. Drrrrrrrrmmmmmm........."

  
  
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  December 13, 2011 at 3:36 AM, MavenCree said ...

  Oh please... PUH-LEASE... speed up this review... at least part of it.

• December 13, 2011 at 3:28 AM, MavenCree said ...

  Guys.. two words:  GET DRUNK.

  I think that's the only way you'll survive.  Some movies are just better with alcohol.

  
  
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  December 13, 2011 at 3:11 AM, Jef said ...

  My sister is 26 and she loves these movies... I love her, but it makes me sad.

• December 13, 2011 at 2:00 AM, said ...

  Man fuck you guys, why yall hating on these chimpmunks? You guys are faggot ass cunts yo for rizzle ma dizzle dis looks like da shit homie. Imma watch this sh... Oh wait just hit puberty let me watch the trailer again........ MAN THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!

  
  
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  December 13, 2011 at 1:55 AM, said ...

  If there is a 13-year-old who goes out to see this over M:i 4 and Sherlock Holmes, as a fellow one, I will honorarily slap the crap out of them. A real 13-year-old (me and my friends) goes to see Midnight in Paris @ 10:00 PM and rents The Aviator from the library. That is how you live in the film world.

• December 13, 2011 at 12:16 AM, Azeeza S. said ...

  ...Oh hell no.

  
  
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  December 12, 2011 at 11:56 PM, said ...

  I love that Jesse McCartney's in this again, he's such a little prick.

• December 12, 2011 at 11:17 PM, said ...

  oh god it looks like shit just from the trailer.

  
  
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  December 12, 2011 at 10:41 PM, Dante Webb said ...

  haha Leon saying do you unzip the fly when u need to take a shit...lol..but yea fuck this movie...fuck it fuck it

• December 12, 2011 at 10:27 PM, Marvin A. Lanier said ...

  um..... this will sadly beat tin tin.

  
  
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  December 12, 2011 at 10:19 PM, said ...

  Tintin will beat this (but maybe not Mission Impossible or even Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), but to clear some things up:

  • Chipmunks comes out Friday, and Tintin next Wednesday

  • The reviews for Tintin in reality are kinda "meh". 81% on the Tomato-meter, 54 reviews, mostly international reviewers, with a few outliers on both ends of the spectrum, but most reviews are in the 3/5 range.

• December 12, 2011 at 10:19 PM, John Smith said ...

  Co-Host is the only one that is angered by Alvin's portrayal of the NegroCommunity.

  
  
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  December 12, 2011 at 10:12 PM, said ...

  These are the Chipmunks I grew up with, gone forever

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