Disaster Movie

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  January 17, 2011 at 8:42 PM, said ...

  i watched this movie 1 week before i went to boot camp. boot camp dont have shit on this movie. boot camp is a fucking chuck e. cheese compared to this movie. ive been cheated on, slapped, punched in the testicles and mugged, i would gladly relive all the worst parts of my life rather than watch this movie. there is no combination of fuck you and bullshit that could possibly come close to how bad this movie is

• October 13, 2010 at 1:36 AM, said ...

  (Sarcasam)I love this movie. It was the best film ever made. I give it a FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  
  
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  September 11, 2010 at 11:16 PM, Keoni Vanderbrink said ...

  hear this from wikipidia "Korey Coleman of Spill.com has been notably harsh to Friedberg and Seltzer in his reviews of their films. During his review of Meet the Spartans, he repeatedly called the directorial duo "sons of bitches" and claimed that they "don't even try", later adding, "We need to put these motherfuckers in a rocket and shoot them to the goddamn moon because there will be no peace on this fucking planet, as long as they walk the earth." [7] Coleman later invented a new low rating for the site entitled "Fuck You" just to specifically rate Disaster Movie. In his review, he claimed, "I drank, I beat myself silly, I touched substances that I would never imagine doing before or ever again just to prepare for this movie, and it didn't help at all."[8] His review of Vampires Suck was even more harsh; the review consisted entirely of Coleman staring blankly into the camera for ten seconds before nonchalantly saying, "Fuck You!" and displaying the "Fuck You" rating he gave the film. [9] In the film's audio review, Coleman explained that his harsh criticism and self-proclaimed hatred of Friedberg and Seltzer comes from the fact that he believes that their films are lowering the standards of the spoof genre and cinema in general. [10] Also in Spill.com's audio review, Korey Colemen offered $500 to anyone who physically assaults Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, $1000 if they capture the assualt on camera.[11]" from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Friedberg

• August 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM, said ...

  I watched this on HBO one night around 2am when I was bored and caught it somewhere in the middle...I honestly don't think I could have sat thru this from start to finish. There was one funny part in the entire movie: when the chick popped out of the sewer singing about drugs...that was all. One laugh. That's all. The rest of it was dumb and stupid and not even funny stupid -- just stupid stupid. That ranks this movie as Some Ole BullSh*t, leaning very heavily towards a Fuck You...they need to be stopped.

  
  
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  July 04, 2010 at 5:35 AM, Taylor Lindsay said ...

  I watched this on TV to see just how bad it was. Why do I do these things?

• June 27, 2010 at 9:05 PM, Andrew G said ...

  I MEAN TITLE

  
  
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  June 27, 2010 at 9:04 PM, Andrew G said ...

  Here is a better tittle SHIT MOVIE.

• June 27, 2010 at 8:57 PM, Andrew G said ...

  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! THE FIRST 10 MINUTES I FELT LIKE SHOOTING MYSELF.FUCK THESE MOVIES.I WANT SHOOT WHO EVER FOUND STUFF FUNNY DURING THIS FILM.

  
  
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  April 26, 2010 at 6:18 AM, Jermaine said ...

  Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer I'm with Cory these MF's have got to be the worst directors ever but they have the audacity to make these movies over and over and laugh and think this piece of shit of a movie is actually making sense I don't even know how I made it through this movie.. it don't even need a script for this shit just taking a bunch of blockbuster hits and making them look asinine they think this shit is funny what person could not make this piece of shit movie and returning that crystal skull bullshit ending wtf was that placing a skull on a gotdamn pillow in a museum Cory I have to give them respect to as well for having the balls to make this damn movie I'm giving this a big FUCK YOU

• April 17, 2010 at 9:21 PM, Hector Fernando Andrade JR. II said ...

  Disaster Movie (2008) - F. Bad news and I am not kidding you when I say this but I had to watch Disaster Movie for my after school program in school and everybody was laughing and staring laughily into space. They could not think. I choose to finsh my homework while watching this BUT I COULD NOT THINK THIS MOVIE WAS EATING MY BRAIN ALIVE. But I pointed out some bad things about this and they somewhat agreed So I forgave them for letting me watch Disaster Movie. My after school program teacher now says Disaster Movie sucks. DISASTER MOVIE IS A VERRY SURPRIZINGLY SHOCKING HORRIBLE DREADFUL DISASTER.

  
  
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  March 14, 2010 at 11:35 PM, Caitlin HTFqtie said ...

  I played the movie while i was alone at my grandmas house-and i was done after ten minutes. It is an EXTREME Fuck You! It sucks!

• December 16, 2009 at 2:50 AM, 90HeroMAXD said ...

  I went to a friends place and he popped this DVD in, you know what I did after 30 minutes. I popped out MY PSP cause I didn't laugh at a single moment.

  
  
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  November 11, 2009 at 11:55 AM, justin hoyt holliman said ...

  i saw this movie for free because i worked in a theatre at the time and i felt ripped off, an hour and a half of cutting myself would have been a better use of my time, this movie definatly deserves a big old FUCK YOU!!

• November 03, 2009 at 11:29 PM, Nick said ...

  "This movie can go, go, go f*ck itself" xD It really does seem like Carmen Electra is in ALL of these movies.

  
  
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  November 02, 2009 at 10:41 PM, Zeke said ...

  I just got home from a pretty long day and just decided to watch some bullshit movie and decided to choose this one... now I've heard how retarded this movie was and with those two nutjobs I was convienced I was going to see something that makes Revenge of the Fallen look like a masterpiece and yeah, I did. However I laughed at the Chipmunks and Kung Fu panda and I thought they did a really good hancock imitation, but otherwise 2 hours of shrimp dialouge and plot, yeah a Motha' Fucking Yo', biatch!

• October 11, 2009 at 1:16 PM, patrick dinan said ...

  full price

  
  
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  October 10, 2009 at 4:29 PM, patrick dinan said ...

  its not that bad

• September 10, 2009 at 1:14 AM, Michael Riley said ...

  I can honestly say only time I laughed, was the Alvin and the Chimpmunk thing, just cuz it was kinda funny seeing cracked out genie pigs. Also the crack head princess...that's all. BIG OLE FUCKING YOU!

  
  
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  September 08, 2009 at 2:34 PM, The Movie Master said ...

  THE ONLY REASON I DIDN"T TTRY AND KILL MYSELF WAS BECAUSE I FAST FORWARD THOUGH ALL THE LONG ASS DUMB SHIT PARTS.

• August 03, 2009 at 2:41 PM, Matt Barbuscio said ...

  i would rather slash my dick off than watch two minutes of this movie

  
  
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  August 01, 2009 at 2:48 AM, Sam A.W. said ...

  Two Words.... Total Bullshit

• July 23, 2009 at 10:02 PM, Jesse Rubalcava said ...

  jason friedberg aaron seltzer SHOULD BE OUTLAWED TO FILM! TO FUCKING LIVE!!!!! I SWEAR HOW DARE THEY CALL THEMSELVES FILM MAKERS!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!

  
  
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  May 20, 2009 at 9:11 PM, Grunde Lia Stålesen said ...

  This is without a doubt a FUCK YOU!

• April 22, 2009 at 7:46 PM, Glenn said ...

  This is without question a FUCK YOU!!! but I think even thats beieng generous ...I can honestly say this is the worst film I have ever seen and I've seen: GIGLI, THE LOVE GURU, SON OF MASK and THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE...THE END!!

  
  
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  April 10, 2009 at 11:11 PM, Christopher said ...

  Can someone please tell me who gives Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer money to make these?

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