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  • May 10, 2012 at 10:37 PM, said ...

    as a big fast and furious fan , i have to say that this is the poorest in the series by far , to some my opinion up i would say that my main gripes with the movie are 'pointlessness of the first 1hour 30mins' and 'the rock' , vindiesel spends so long planning the heist, getting the team , getting the cars , tapping into the camera feeds , getting hand prints , chatting up paul walker , getting his neckless back whilst simutainiusly trying to avoid the rock and his team.

     The rock serves no purpose to the script and just seems to be there because he is a built as vin diesel , you never get a sense of tension that the rock and his team are closing in on vin diesel and when the inevitable faceoff does happen it just turns into a pointless fight.

    Then vin diesel dicides that after all the planning and all the shit that he has done in the last hour , that he is instead going to drive a car through a wall, get some cars down to the vault and drag it out ? , why did the build up need to be so long ??? they could of easily cut bout 30 minites of pointlessness

    the vault scene however is nothing short of spectatular , its just ashame that they couldnt think of a more creative way to end it on the bridge , the 4th had the same problem where after such a good chase / car action scene they seemed to just kill the bad guy averagely as if no thought had gone into it. I just found it boring with any tension or laughs  could not get into it so regrettably i have to give it about 4/10

  • August 18, 2011 at 11:46 AM, said ...

    Its definitely the best movie of the Fast and The Furious series But also one of the best action movies of this year

  • July 25, 2011 at 11:04 PM, Paul Monroe said ...

    Well, the producers promised to deliver a great product and they just did it.

    This is a full price movie, not Limitless.

    Give me a break.

  • July 08, 2011 at 10:49 PM, said ...

    I thought the film was very exsciting and full of heart. B+

  • June 02, 2011 at 4:47 PM, natural_born_killer said ...

    Ok let me first say that im not a BIG fan of these movies. I liked the first one and the others were...ok. I loved this movie. It gave me the action i wanted to see. The sentimental parts i could have done without but its ok. The rock in this movie was not needed, but i understand why he was in this movie. It was kinda cool to see him and vin fight. I thought at one point the movie was going to go off and turn into a porno when they kept getting so close. lol. But i loved the action and yeah its not the best, but its not the worse!

  • May 20, 2011 at 8:48 PM, said ...

    high matinee,it breathes some life in the franchise

  • May 18, 2011 at 9:15 PM, Santos said ...

    I present one of the funniest reviews I've seen for Fast Five outside of Spill.

  • May 13, 2011 at 7:13 PM, said ...

    I enjoyed this movie alot. Sure, there wasn't hardly any racing, but in order for these movies progess, you can't keep doing the same thing over and over again. 9.2, Full Price.

  • May 10, 2011 at 1:24 AM, Johann Chipol said ...

  • May 07, 2011 at 10:02 AM, said ...

    i liked this movie too...and like that other comment about "the rock" im glad he's playing this kinda role.

  • May 07, 2011 at 8:24 AM, Carsten said ...

    So yeah, this movie is almost "The Bank Job" starring the cast of the Fast & the Furious movies, but this is a full price ass kickin' piece of high speed entertainment!!! And finally ... The Rock has come back to a good movie role!!

    This is an awesome movie and I'm gonna see it again, at least once!

  • May 07, 2011 at 4:35 AM, said ...

    What do u mean no cars! the last part was like crzy cars all the way

  • May 07, 2011 at 1:27 AM, Derrick Gooden said ...

    Very very good action movie. Final car chase was one of the best I've ever seen. Nice setting and beautiful women.


    I thought this was better than Expendables.

  • May 06, 2011 at 11:57 PM, Jason said ...

    I loved this movie, nice action scenes with some loose ends in the series tied up.  Is this a thinking mans movie no, but if you want a loud good time check it out.  The Rock kicked some ass!

  • May 06, 2011 at 4:11 AM, said ...

    @lish  I would most likely assume when it comes out? It hasnt premiered stateside for another hour.

  • May 05, 2011 at 8:48 PM, said ...

    i dont wanna sound like a jerk. but when yall gona review thor?

  • May 05, 2011 at 11:57 AM, robert dunaway said ...

    this was a great movie .... if u liked the series , u will like this movie . someone who hasnt seen any of these movies , should go back and catch up first. then watch this one . movie was very good . everything a guy should like . going to say something that people giving reviews should say . ''thats my opinion '' . idiots !!!!!! u this .

  • May 04, 2011 at 11:55 PM, Bryan "Wolfman 3:16" Wolfe said ...

    Dont leave the theater till the movie is completely over! When the movie appeared to be over most of the theater already got up and left and guess what,they missed a surprise that will open for another Fast and Furious chapter. So make sure you stay in your seat to the full list of credits start rolling! Oh yeah, this movie gets an awesome FULL PRICE Rating from me, and that's the bottom line cause The Wolfman said so!!!

  • May 04, 2011 at 11:50 PM, Denis McElwaine said ...

    For some reason Most videos are not working for me.

  • May 04, 2011 at 8:40 PM, Unseenpath said ...

    This is the avengers for douche bags,,,,, fuck this movie

  • May 04, 2011 at 8:40 AM, david roy acomb said ...

    I liked this movie. It had cool action scenes and very likeable people. It reminds me of the oceans movie in such a good way.

  • May 04, 2011 at 4:42 AM, Dwaine Williams said ...

    Somewhere between a very enthusiastic matinee and a low full price. And yes El Capitan Mexico, The Rock's head was glistening the entire movie from beads of sweat.

  • May 04, 2011 at 3:09 AM, Ozzie Munoz said ...

    I've only seen the first and third Fast and Furious movies but the trailer sold me this movie and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. The action was well done, fun to watch, and even funny at moments. Even though I paid the early bird price, it was very much a matinee movie. As always fellas, an entertaining review.

    Btw, get The Rock a towel! The man can't stop sweating!

    On a side note, when Vin Diesel is putting the team together and says they need someone who specializes in weapons and ass kicking and the person that shows up is this really hot chick, Gisele. Now correct me if I am wrong but I don't think there was a single moment in the movie where she kicks any ass. Pulls her gun on Tyrese and gets but tapped but no ass kicking.

  • May 03, 2011 at 11:37 PM, Mathew Augustus said ...

    haha great video. and actually kinda makes me want to see this film, rental of course, cuz of how sweet the action scenes look.

  • May 03, 2011 at 10:35 PM, C.H. Gorog said ...

    Great review!

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Synopsis: Director Justin Lin (The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious) returns to the helm for this adrenaline-charged sequel reuniting series stars Vin Diesel and Paul Walker for their biggest thrill ride yet. With the police in hot pursuit and wanted fugitive Dom (Diesel) in tow, Brian (Walker) and Mia (Jordana Brewster) make their way to Ri...  Continue Reading

Starring: Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson

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