G.I. Joe: Retaliation

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  • April 26, 2013 at 8:44 PM, said ...

    Fuck!

  • April 26, 2013 at 8:37 PM, said ...

    found cyrus

  • Korey From Spill

    April 26, 2013 at 8:36 PM, Korey From Spill said ...

  • April 20, 2013 at 4:57 AM, said ...

    not bad

  • Trevor Wilkie

    April 19, 2013 at 3:15 PM, Trevor Wilkie said ...

    high rental

  • April 17, 2013 at 6:54 AM, Tony Beers said ...

    Tony Beers
  • Joe Magaletta

    April 13, 2013 at 1:26 AM, Joe Magaletta said ...

    rental

  • April 07, 2013 at 2:34 AM, said ...

    Entertaining as always, guys. I also like how smooth the animation looks!

  • April 06, 2013 at 12:37 AM, said ...

    I'm with Co-host all the way on this one!

  • April 06, 2013 at 12:35 AM, said ...

    I never got Shipwreck's Jack Nicholson accent. Wasn't he supposed to be Latino? And Gung-Ho wasn't gay, he was just CAJUN.

  • April 04, 2013 at 8:08 PM, said ...

    Fuck the haters, I'm really digging the new video review format. The very end had laughing hard for whatever reason.

  • April 03, 2013 at 2:40 AM, said ...

    Is this the epic GI Joe movie we've been waiting for? No. Is this better than the original, and a fun action popcorn flick? Yes.

    I found myself having a lot of fun with this movie. The plot was somehow both basic AND convoluted, but it worked in a GI Joe film. The action was OK (yet fun) but the mountain sequence I thought "Holy shit! THIS is the action I wanted!" As for casting and characters, pretty good. Channing Tatum, Byung-Hun Lee, and Ray Park all returned and once again did a great job as Duke, Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. The Rock was perfect, Roadblock and Lady Jaye were both great (and we finally go a badass Cobra Commander).

    Flint, however, was casted fine, but they didn't really give him anything to do. He didn't even have very much dialogue, there was nothing special about him. As for Bruce Willis as General Colton, the character was important for the ending and Willis was well casted, but they didn't give him anything to do either (let alone good dialogue). None the less, it was still fun to see him in it.

    As for the RZA, as horrible as those scenes were, I at least laughed. At the very least I was entertained.

    Overall, there wasn't anything that special about this film, but if you go into it with the expectations that you are just gonna watch a dumb popcorn flick, you'll probably have a good time.

    (Low) Matinee :) 

  • The Spill Crew

    April 02, 2013 at 6:58 PM, The Spill Crew said ...

    @Ross O'Brien - It's a 10 point scale. Leon - Low Matinee (5), Cyrus - Low Matinee (5), Co-Host - Rental (3), Korey - Rental (3). Cumulative score - 4/10 or a "High Rental".

  • April 02, 2013 at 3:58 AM, said ...

    Maaan...I don't want to be that guy. That guy in the comment section that's obsessed with an inconsequential piece of Spill-trivia, to the point that he becomes annoying to all, and pilloried for his ceaseless whining over minutia.

    But as the scorpion says, it's in my nature. 

    BOYYY, Spill ratings math: still obscure.  Once again, two Matinees (Cyrus & Leon) plus two Rentals (Korey & CH3K) average out to a....Rental? Is that because the two Matinees were 'Low'? Somebody get me the Spill Algorithm  so I can get to the bottom of this!!!! 

  • MoonLitTear

    April 01, 2013 at 5:21 PM, MoonLitTear said ...

    The animation is getting better and better guys :D

  • April 01, 2013 at 1:27 PM, said ...

    Great Review guys

  • ghostwriter

    April 01, 2013 at 12:04 PM, ghostwriter said ...

    G.I. Joe, Meets The Transformers...now make THAT movie and maybe, just maybe, I'll watch it.

  • April 01, 2013 at 11:44 AM, said ...

    Sailors might be gay like Shipwreck, but you wouldn't say it to their faces.

  • April 01, 2013 at 5:08 AM, said ...

    I think it was a lot like those other action blockbusters where it just got rewritten by committee to death until you really couldn't tell which cook messed up which part of the recipe.  It's a shame too because Hollywood has forgotten lately that keeping the budget low under one singular vision has created the most memorable and profitable action movies during the past two decades.

  • April 01, 2013 at 5:03 AM, Tony Beers said ...

    So wait, if someone is a sailor that makes them gay ?

    Tony Beers
  • Spawn200039

    April 01, 2013 at 12:48 AM, Spawn200039 said ...

    Haha loved the ending another great review guys.

  • April 01, 2013 at 12:23 AM, said ...

    What's really funny is that Shipwreck is modelled after Jack Nicholson's character in The Last Detail.

  • March 31, 2013 at 11:28 PM, said ...

    I like that you do animated conversation style openings, it really captures what Spill is about. 

  • March 31, 2013 at 11:06 PM, said ...

    If it's not gay it's racial, right? 

  • March 31, 2013 at 10:38 PM, said ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s75nOHjjScE

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Synopsis: Dance film-directing veteran Jon Chu takes a crack at G.I. Joe in this sequel to Stephen Sommers' blockbuster 2009 film. Dwayne Johnson stars as Roadblock in the film, with Channing Tatum returning as Duke, the leader of the Joes, and Ray Park joining them as mute ninja Snake Eyes. Bruce Willis, Ray Stevenson, Adrianne Palicki, Jonathan Pryce, Lee ...  Continue Reading

Starring: Channing Tatum, Ray Park, Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis

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