Meet the Spartans

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  • February 10, 2012 at 11:54 PM, said ...

    This movie is the definition of a FUCK YOU

  • January 25, 2012 at 10:57 AM, said ...

    @MattPayneMPA: Thanks for the heads up dude, im going to check that shit out right now! Sounds fun!

  • April 11, 2011 at 6:10 PM, MattPayneMPA said ...

    Those of you who have never heard the raw,uncut version of this review,do look for it in the audio section.It is so hysterical how Corey and Carlyle rip this cancer of a film to shreads!And with the now immortal line from Corey "I might be retarded,but please don't insult my intelligence!" There is another that Carlyle says that is not in the animated review,but in the full audio.Listen for.."oooh,it's the short bus,sexy!" XD

  • November 16, 2010 at 6:16 PM, said ...

    Friedburg and Seltzer Films are Mince pie of everything in the current Pop Culture of that era.

  • November 12, 2010 at 8:36 PM, Jordan Burney said ...

    all i can say is they didn't need over the 9/10 of the jokes but the gayest of all was the grand theft auto one along with the others it was random sh*t the final battle they just found whatever they could the only joke i liked was chris crocker

  • October 22, 2010 at 5:54 PM, said ...

    I lived in texas for awhile, a good old fashion texas ass beating is too good for them. We need to take these two morons to the mexican drug cartel and tell them that these two stole some of their coke. Then they ccan deal with the bastards.

  • October 17, 2010 at 1:05 AM, said ...

    ...............................................................FUCK YOU.

  • August 16, 2010 at 4:02 AM, said ...

    I blame Kevin Sorbo, if he wasn't in this movie I wouldn't have seen it... and the only reason anyone should see this flick is to see Kevin Sorbo, because he's the only redeeming thing in it. My jaw hurt from cringing all the way through this.

  • July 09, 2010 at 11:05 PM, Anthony Belisle said ...

    Spartans were actually gay in real life because they didn't think that women were as powerful as they were. But this movie makes it look like prance bitches so F**K this movie

  • July 08, 2010 at 11:23 PM, Ryan James Miller said ...

    Matinee. This movie was funny. I laughed hard at many points in the movie, even after I've watched it around five or six tims. Although, after watching it this many times, I relized how stupid it actually is. It's not some ol bullshit stupid, but it's kinda funny stupid.

  • June 27, 2010 at 9:18 PM, Andrew G said ...

    THIS MOVIE IS BETTER THAN SEX I AM JK. FUCK YOU IS THE REAL RATING

  • June 27, 2010 at 8:44 PM, Andrew G said ...

    Fuck this Movie Man!! HA HA

  • May 18, 2010 at 12:05 AM, Vincent Chen said ...

    I know someone who loooooved this movie. Now I know what you think, he's probably a couple of scenes short of a film...and you'll be absolutely correct.

  • May 02, 2010 at 7:42 PM, David Harraway said ...

    This is the Bullsh** Movie That I Agreed

  • December 08, 2009 at 6:37 AM, David Jackson said ...

    This movie is worse than a F**k you its a "go f**k your self and then die" rating.... WTF???

  • November 21, 2009 at 11:54 PM, Antoinette Johnson said ...

    Yup this is a F**k You. I was bored, there was nothing on TV and this happened to be on HBO and DAMN! This movie is even worse than what they say. This Sh*T is completely random and stupid. What was the purpose of the GTA sequence and Transformers? The only good thing about this movie is that the Spill crew made a funny ass review of it.

  • October 11, 2009 at 1:15 PM, patrick dinan said ...

    rental

  • September 09, 2009 at 2:20 AM, Tyler Hale said ...

    Enthusiastic Bullshit! I know it sounds dumb but I think it's better than Epic Movie!

  • September 08, 2009 at 1:24 AM, Michael Riley said ...

    alright, fuck these writers. Jesus christ! only funny part was the beer reference part, other than that, peer fucking shit. Come on, we need to stop our children from seeing these movies. Its all 8th grade kids or lower, going to see these movies giving them millions of dollars. ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE! jesus christ...I thought people would have stopped seeing this shita after like Date Movie....god damn!

  • September 02, 2009 at 11:17 PM, Ironstorm said ...

    I would love to listen to the audio review for this movie, could you plz post it. Or is their already an audio review on the site?

  • August 28, 2009 at 12:04 AM, Rohan Ramanujam said ...

    For some reason, walking into the theater, I thought it was going to be funny. I was wrong. This is Some Ole Bulls**t.

  • August 21, 2009 at 8:33 AM, eugene angelo a santillanosa said ...

    elow la gd tda......

  • July 22, 2009 at 5:18 PM, Antoinette Johnson said ...

    I never seen but already giving it a F*** YOU! I bought Epic movie for $9 expecting something like Scary Movie and hated so much I got rid of it! I'm staying away from parody movies for a long time!

  • April 08, 2009 at 10:49 PM, Brandon Hynes said ...

    fuck u they suck 1 hour half for 8 dollars and 50 cents watching this movie BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! SCARY MOVIE IS BULLSHIT! ALL OF THESE MOVIES SUCK!

  • March 27, 2009 at 9:25 PM, TheGoodMan said ...

    They basically put a turd on screen for 75 mins and called it a movie. A resounding F**K YOU!!

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Some ole Bulls**t!

Synopsis: From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Sure, Leonidas may have nothing more than a cape and some leather underwear to protect him fr...  Continue Reading

Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Diedrich Bader, Ken Davitian

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