The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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  June 18, 2011 at 12:38 AM, said ...

  One thing I don't think they got into was Dakota Fanning. I wish I could say that at least she looked good. I can't even say that cause they got her eyes all screwed up. Fuck everything twilight and if Fanning wasn't a teenage girl I would ask her "What the hell were you thinking doing crap like this?" sure shes done some bad movies but shes got a reputation of being the saving grace in those films (Hoounddog, Push, etc.) but when she even sucks you know the movie can't be anything but a FUCK YOU

• December 21, 2010 at 8:57 PM, said ...

  movie made me want to eradicate my entire gender. god this movie sucks ass

  
  
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  August 02, 2010 at 2:27 PM, said ...

  this film is amazing.

• June 30, 2010 at 3:54 AM, Caitlin HTFqtie said ...

  Like i said on the Twilight review, i dont hate the Twilight saga, not at all, but i dont understand the big deal about it. But you know when i say it sucks? Right now. This was the saddest excuse they called a movie in 2010, even worse than G-Force. The dialogue was terrible, I was begging for Bella to just die so then we could all have some peace, and the only reason why any chick without sanity is going to give this a Full Price is because they are judging it based on Taylor Lautner. I go to school, and you got every girl squealing "IM SOOOOOO EXCITED FOR NEW MOON! I WANT TO MARRY TAYLOR LAUTNER" and you know what im thinking? "I swear, the person who burns the pathetic excusement Stephanie Meyer calls a book I'm going to crown Hero of the World. I give this a F*CK YOU!

  
  
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  June 21, 2010 at 1:43 AM, hales said ...

  I cannot wait until you guys review Eclipse 'cause I am hoping to hear you guys blow that one away like you did with New Moon. I hated the book and this movie so much that I wanted to burn my Twilight series (pity book burning is illegal)...

• June 06, 2010 at 11:43 PM, Soel said ...

  Hilarious review! I don't even have much to say since these guys pretty much pull the words right out of my mouth. Very terrible movie, dialogue and story is awful and the characters are so annoying, but it was directed relatively well which would bump it up to a very low rental. I would definitely not watch this again, but I'll go see Eclipse because whatever. Haha!

  
  
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  May 19, 2010 at 3:56 AM, Tin Man said ...

  my girl made me see this movie and i was mad as heck.. that girl Bella made me extremely mad.. how u gon risk death to see a hallucination of a guy?? WTF?? I cant say this about a lot off movies but i absolutely HATED this movie

• May 04, 2010 at 3:04 PM, The Host said ...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5hjzdgBxag http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paGay-Lwb4M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY2E-_6nfKY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSzuZUuYLeE

  
  
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  April 27, 2010 at 4:38 AM, Molleigh E. Lord said ...

  Now, as a person who read the books(granted I read them because I wanted to tear apart the plot of said book, but after I finished Twilight, to my intense surprise I liked the books) I totally agree with this review. I mean, when I saw Twilight I was like "Well they certainly cant do any worse with New Moon" but after I saw this, I was so disappointed. I'm happy they were closer(only a little though) to the book, but with Rob's bad acting, Bella being overly emo, and all the fan service the Taylor supplied(not that I didn't like it) I almost could take watching this. The only actors in this movie that I liked were all the ones that you saw in like 3 scenes. And don't get me started with the special effects, the wolves looked shitty. As a fan of the books, Eclipse better be at LEAST okay for me to continue watching these movies

• March 30, 2010 at 10:42 AM, Stephen Lee Robinson said ...

  I recently read A.O Scott and Michael Phillips (These two took over for Gene Siskel and Robert Ebert) review of this movie and I'm not sure whether they were paid or forced at gun point to ramble their incoherent praise for this movie but wow.They gave this move a Spill.com version of a Full Price. Scotts says this movie will make you feel like a teenage girl. First of all a vampire is not suppose to be glittery and look like something from a Vanity Fair magazine and drive of all cars a Volvo. Secondly a Werewolf is suppose to look like I dont know a werewolf not a Grizzly bear. Even if I accept the premise (which I don't) of two romantic monsters the CGI kills this film. Since "Interview With a Vampire(1994) Vampires have gotten softer and softer. I really believe that the next vampire/werewolf movie series will be a romantic comedy west side story version of a vampire that falls in love with werewolf.

  
  
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  March 14, 2010 at 11:44 PM, alexander abel said ...

  after seein the first i didnt think it could get much worse but then i saw the second, but, i do a lot of driving so i listened to the audiobook of the series and i was surprised to find the books to be exponentially better than the movies, and it sure as hell does alot better job of explainin shit. such as how the wolves arent actually werewolves but shapeshifters which explains their lack of werewolf symptoms. and also the question as to why edward is so overprotective and why he is abstaining from physically showing his love is explained much better in the books. as for the movie though i could not agree more about how the it seems like a soap opera, i dont know if its the script or the bad acting. you dont feel the connection that you get from reading the book, between edward and bella. it is almost completely absent. to finish i recommend the books, lets hope the 3rd movie is good because guys are gonna hate the 4th movie. -Abel

• March 11, 2010 at 11:40 PM, Zach Evans said ...

  ok im gonna be honest, i thought there was some potential for these movies. the first one to me felt like a shitty pilot to a rly great tv series and i was geuinlly excited for this movie. the trailer made it seem like more was goin on, the snaged a better director, uped the budget, and threw in werewolves (wich is instant must c in my opinion). after reading some reviews that were all over the map i just said fuck it and took me, my bro, and one of my friends to c it....dear god. not only was this just a giant retread of the plot of the first movie but with werewolves, both of the acting and writing was worse then the original! it was all garbage there was absolutely no tension in the movies and all of the relationships just felt artificial and it didnt help that the completely ass dialoge was making me laugh more than feel for the characters. speaking of characters...NONE OF THESE FUCKING TWATS ARE LIKABLE IN ANY SENCE OF THE WORD!!!!!!!!! hell the ony person that barely get off the hook is edward, hes hardly in the movie and im hopeing that he will give a better preformance in remember me, and bellas "friends". they have the most personality in BOTH films and im saying this right now...bella swan is the sinji ikariy (for anyone who is farmiliar with the anime evangelion, and yes i prolly spelled his name wrong) of american cinema! the only diffrence between the two is that sinji is justifiably depressed and bella is not. o poor bella, her parents are seperated and shes adjusting to a new place and she doesnt feel...(senji yelling from across the room) BITCH MY MOMS DEAD, MY DAD USES ME TO PILOT A GIANT ROBOT, MY CITY IS BEING TORN TO SHREADS BY MONSTERS DONT FUCKING TELL ME YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!!!!!! god i could bagg on this movie all day but il just end this by saying this movies a giant FUCK YOU!

  
  
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  March 11, 2010 at 3:47 AM, Joshua Mirabito said ...

  funny review man when i seen this movie i was with my GF and 2 other people i could not stand this movie at all holy shit at first i would have said some old bull shit but now thinking about how bad it was im going this lump of garbage a fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

• March 07, 2010 at 11:06 PM, Randall E Sharpe said ...

  Funny Review Guys. Also, i agree that the movie sucked

  
  
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  February 27, 2010 at 9:43 PM, joseph said ...

  this was a deffinate big, fat, huge, massive, ENORMOUS UNBELIEVABLE "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" I GIVE THIS MOVIE THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU EVER

• February 23, 2010 at 12:57 AM, Ayanna Sims said ...

  Okay, I'm probably gonna get crap for this, but I really loved this movie and I'm a huge fan of the Twilight sereis. The main reason that I liked this movie is because I can relate to Bella because something similar to her breakup with Edward happened to me and I understood Bella's feelings throughout the movie. I was happy that the director, Chris Weitz, stayed very close to the book.

  
  
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  February 18, 2010 at 12:53 AM, Casey said ...

  Is it me or does Robert Patterson look like he has down syndrome or he sucked on some ruh tarted blood!

• February 17, 2010 at 4:48 AM, Lilly H. said ...

  Hm,the soundtrack is really good.I like the locations.And Taylor Lautners Body But the acting of Kristen Stewart is FUCKING terrible. She always has the same facial expression like she always has her mouth a bit open,she looks like a sleeping pill. Then the dialogues are so corny (the storyline aswell but we all know that..) Romances are always a bit corny but I mean THIS corny? "Oh Bella *sigh* I still love you but I can't live without you. I have to go.Please don't do anything that is bad for you.I still love you.Your lips are beautiful..." When a dude would say that to me, I would put my finger on his mouth and say "shh.shut the fuck up." Then the special effects are a big epic fail. When human transforms into wolves, the wolves look like dogs, furry puppies you want to hug.Even Paris Hiltons dog would be more badass.Okay,I'm just joking, but they really look like some furry Transformerwolves.And then the fight scenes, slow motion fight scene.Every 'exciting' part is in slow motion.To make it more exciting than it is.No effect on me I'm not excited, though.I call it Matrix-Revolution-Vampire-Fightscenes. Only that matrix is better xD Aaaand Pattinsons body is...uuurrrgh HAIRY o.o not cool at all. To the story itself: I read the 1st and 2nd book, and the first Twilight was okay,I'm just not really into romances.It was a new thing,fresh. 2nd book was screwed. 100 pages of Bella whining 'uaah my superhot-vampire-boiifriend left me !! Noooo my life can't go ooon. I think I have to jump off a cliff.I think i commit suicide!!!' And she tried to kill herself,that was actually her goal in my opinion.You're just waiting that Bella's dying (I can't live anymore without him, he's my heart and I kill myself!! - ...What ya waitin' fo?) And then she hears voices you know now this bitch is also schizo.It is just a quite bad romance,sorry to say that (Rah Rah rah want your bad romaaance...)I'm just saying. Completing sentence: Vampires were cool.Now they're sparkling.

  
  
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  February 14, 2010 at 4:46 AM, John Doe said ...

  my god, i used to look at vampires and werewolves with awe and amazement because they are total badasses. but now, thanks to stephenie mutha-fucking meyers, i now only see these "monsters" as bedazzled, glowing, teddy bear loving dumb-asses with emotional and mental problems out the wazoo. *sigh* im sorry, but i never had to see this movie to tell that it was going to be bad, and thankfully i never did. just a big "Fuck You" for this movie please.

• February 13, 2010 at 1:03 PM, Venu Mahendroo said ...

  You're still being too nice to this franchise Korey. The books are Some Ole Bullshit, the movies won't be any better

  
  
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  January 27, 2010 at 1:26 AM, Ziyad B said ...

  i agree with korey its not that bad but it wont be anything worth remembering because although the movie itself was ok but unless we are a edward fan we have no real reason to watch it because it cops out

• January 16, 2010 at 3:03 PM, Ethan Black said ...

  Max Shreck (Nosforatu) should rise from the dead and kill everyone in this film. It is a blight not only on movies but also on the vampire genre.

  
  
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  January 11, 2010 at 11:49 PM, Erick said ...

  I remember when monsters used to look like monsters. In this shit they look like a cross between abercrombie , buckle and retarded emo's.

• January 08, 2010 at 6:04 PM, Alice Cullen said ...

  can't u see how that kristen CAN'T act?????? and how badly directed it is???? how rushed all the action is????? how blind can u people be????

  
  
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  January 08, 2010 at 11:36 AM, Bhavya Gupta said ...

  I think the movie is grest. True that they don't show Edward much but still they have done a good job. I just don't understand why most of u people hate it so much

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