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  • October 06, 2012 at 1:46 AM, said ...

    I honestly think that this movie is a High Rental. I liked Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale and I liked the Car chase but the Jessica Beil was boring and Bryan Cranston and Bill Nighy were wasted on screen. The middle also dragged.

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  • August 18, 2012 at 10:36 PM, said ...

    This review was really great, guys. Really, really funny.

  • August 10, 2012 at 11:16 PM, Scott Smidlein said ...

    Great review, as always. I definitely agree with cohost after seeing it last night. I was looking forward to this movie and damn was I let down. 

    Positives- Kate Beckinsale, Horrible bad punch lines (I give good wife?!), special effects, Bryan Cranston, Three tithes, cameo from the fat red head lady from the first movie (I got so so excited when I saw that). 

    Negatives- Story seemed much less touching, couldn't give two shits about the revolution, bad acting, bad puns, too much special effects, no Arnold acting.

    It just seemed like a spruced up Scifi channel movie. 

    For a fun way to be entertained, look at it in a sense that it is the same universe as the arnold one (the fat red head lady is arnold walking around to get to the ship to go to mars, I know it doesn't really work but it is way more entertaining then the movie itself)

  • August 10, 2012 at 10:00 PM, said ...

    Not a fan of this new format. I want to see the animations AND have the deeper conversation. 

  • August 10, 2012 at 5:31 AM, said ...

    Korey's vacuum cleaner memory, priceless <3

  • August 08, 2012 at 4:59 PM, tuiz said ...

    call me his little bitch if u want.. lmao i was dyin

  • August 08, 2012 at 1:01 AM, Bryan "Wolfman 3:16" Wolfe said ...

    I have to agree with Co-Host on this one, guys!!! The story seems so dead, and the characters so flavorless, that it’s almost impossible to give half a crap about Quaid (Colin Farrell) as he tangles with his hot bitchy wife Lori (Kate Beckinsale) and reconnects with his dream girl from the past, a resistance fighter named Melina (Jessica Biel).

    Beckinsale kicks a fair amount of ass in the film and she's a cold hearted bitch in this, even though her colleagues on the police force shoot like stormtroopers. But Farrell’s flat performance makes it hard to care whether the endless sprays of automatic gunfire ever hit home. I’ll take Arnold Schwarzenegger’s hammy original take on the Quaid character any day, but probably no actor could utter this script’s clunky one-liners and come away unscathed. Overall, the special effects are great, the story was very flat and very forgettable so I'll stick with my original Schwarzenegger "Total Recall" on Blu-Ray. So I'm giving this a RENTAL!!! And that's the bottom line cause the Wolfman said so!!!

  • August 07, 2012 at 11:40 PM, said ...

    three tits so thats way my son is not interested in the original one! Lol! Thanks again guys!

  • August 06, 2012 at 4:25 PM, Clayton Richards said ...

    Oh my god, those last 20 seconds were hilariously disturbing.

  • August 06, 2012 at 11:37 AM, said ...

    That was a great video review, funny as hell.

  • August 06, 2012 at 10:14 AM, said ...

    great review guys. spills vids are the only videos on my subscriptions i watch instantly every time.

    if anyone has some time check my video out ^

  • August 06, 2012 at 3:16 AM, said ...

    HILARIOUS!!! you guys did awesome with this video review! keep up the new stuff! and the ending was super funny

  • August 06, 2012 at 2:48 AM, said ...

    Yeesh this movie got beat by TDKR in it's third week.  I think it had similar opening numbers to the original in 1990.  Super review also.

  • August 06, 2012 at 12:45 AM, Ryan.Rave said ...

    You guys liked this way more than I did. Some Ole Bullshit

  • August 05, 2012 at 11:55 PM, said ...

    haahaha, you did it again guys.

  • August 05, 2012 at 10:23 PM, said ...

    hahaha good review

  • August 05, 2012 at 6:55 PM, Jason said ...

    Watched Total recall laslt  night.  I am a fan of the original and I have to say Co host is dead wrong.  This movie is a huge improvment!  low full price for me.

  • August 05, 2012 at 4:52 PM, Gillies said ...

    Hands down this is why I love Spill! I was in tears seeing Cyrus and those god damn cats. Also the flashback to Corey's summer of love with the vacuum is...a treat?

  • August 05, 2012 at 4:28 AM, said ...

    Another fantastic video review!

    Cyrus and cats go together like crystal meth and science teachers!

    and for Korey's ending...

    o.0

  • August 05, 2012 at 2:23 AM, said ...

    LOL. Don't comment as much as should on her but another great video review and very funny ending.

  • August 05, 2012 at 1:19 AM, Dejon Watson said ...

    Kid Korey is back at it again

  • August 05, 2012 at 1:18 AM, none of your business said ...

    That might be my favorite ending for a review hahaha I absolutely love this new format for the video reviews

  • August 05, 2012 at 12:58 AM, said ...

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Synopsis: Originally adapted by director Paul Verhoeven in 1990, author Philip K. Dick's classic sci-fi short story We Can Remember It For You Wholesale returns to the big screen in this remake starring Colin Farrell, Bryan Cranston, and Kate Beckinsale, and directed by Underworld's Len Wiseman. Douglas Quaid (Farrell) is a factory worker in New Shanghai. He...  Continue Reading

Starring: Jessica Biel, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Bryan Cranston

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