Vampires Suck

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  May 19, 2012 at 10:10 PM, VinnyLT said ...

  This movie shit.

• November 29, 2011 at 1:55 AM, said ...

  Officially the best review i have ever seen!!!!!

  
  
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  November 28, 2011 at 10:25 PM, said ...

  okay at first time i heard of this i was like yay a twilight parody for once but............after the first intro like the one i seen here was the downhill......god they just cant make a good film anymore XD with out the waynes brother in their scary movie series ect i would have died.........but now adays their funny spark just isnt there. that movie vampires suck really sucked flat on the jokes too much didnt live up to my expectation. im happy i didnt spend money in the movies and only had to pay 4 dollars ondemand cause dame i would have been pissed. Im still young i like comedy all my life but wow that was sad......

• July 05, 2011 at 6:05 PM, said ...

  What? What are the critics talking about? Now, I've seen plenty of overrated films, but I don't know if I've ever been this mad about a film being overrated. They're getting better? This is not only a new low for Friedberg and Seltzer, but a new low for bad filmmaking in general.

  0/5 - Beyond Abysmal (Do I really need to do the translation to Spill?)

  
  
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  April 27, 2011 at 10:34 PM, said ...

  It's a great said fuck you.

• February 08, 2011 at 1:59 AM, Erim Gulum said ...

  I'm sorry but if some of these guys think the work of these two "directors" is funny and enjoyable you just have a saddddd outlook on comedy and film.  These directors dont even tryyyy its not funny at all. It doesnt deserve a chuckle.  Props to the spill crew you guys are great this movie and its directors deserve a FUCK YOU all the way 

  
  
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  February 06, 2011 at 4:00 AM, Ryan James Miller said ...

  High Full Price. Critics are WAY too harsh on the spoof movies. IT'S A COMEDY! TAKE IT LIKE A COMEDY!!! This movie was hilarious and I highly recommend it. What I didn't like was that there were times when they didn't go far enough and then there were times when they went too far.

• January 25, 2011 at 2:23 AM, CastaLasta said ...

  It's not a rip off, it's supposed to be satire. These guys make a bunch of movies with horrible jokes. They're supposed to be funny because they make fun of pop culture, that's pretty much all they're running on. The Spill Crew isn't being harsh, they're being honest, all of Friedberg and Seltzer's films are really bad. The only reason they keep making money is because young kids continue to watch their movies. They fall for the pop culture gag and laugh just because they understand simple thoughtless jokes. If the same kids watched a Coen Brothers film, they would be lost.

  
  
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  January 13, 2011 at 7:31 AM, T.C. said ...

  

• January 11, 2011 at 2:55 AM, said ...

  vampires suck is a great movie. you guys are just being a little bored of these film. but it a rip off of twlight and i hate the those film. so it great that hollywood is ripping it off these films.

  
  
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  January 07, 2011 at 2:11 AM, said ...

  I saw this posted on youtube a while ago before I became a regular and it was at 50 sec or so. I thought I was going to get Rick Roll'd. lol. This was awesome. Best review. This movie is a huge "Fuck You".

• January 05, 2011 at 8:47 AM, said ...

  Another Great review from spill

  
  
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  December 22, 2010 at 9:05 PM, said ...

  I hate twilight and all but I was kinda disapointed at their attempt to make it funny. The part with the jersey shore people didn't really make sense.

• December 10, 2010 at 2:12 AM, said ...

  You know movies like these are usually bad anyway...

  when I saw this, I thought that this would actually be funny because i thought it would rip Twilight a new one...

  At first it was alright......

  now looking back...

  It really did fail didn't it? It was just another one of those parody movies that rely on immature humor way too much...

  and it looks like I got suckered in somehow...

  Well I should've known considering it was the same director of meet the Spartans and s**t

  
  
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  November 24, 2010 at 8:27 PM, said ...

  Delete Comment A kid in my gym class said that Vampires Suck and Disaster Movie were the best films ever made. He also said that he hated Toy Story. How fuckin crazy is he. My friend said that there was no way he would say that unless he is a troll or somthing. People like this shit. Why? Rating: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

• November 15, 2010 at 6:48 PM, said ...

  This is some ol bullshit with a side of Fuck You

  
  
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  November 09, 2010 at 12:27 AM, said ...

  best review ever

• November 06, 2010 at 9:10 PM, said ...

  Kick-Ass reveiw man. And accurate too.

  
  
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  November 04, 2010 at 11:37 PM, Kyle Marchetti said ...

  According to the Vampires Suck wikipedia page: Spill.com, whose video reviews are usually around five minutes long, had a twenty second review which consisted of Korey Coleman staring blankly into the camera before uttering, "Fuck you".

• October 20, 2010 at 8:28 AM, emmanuel said ...

  I saw the movie on the net with a friend for free all I got to say is I want a refund that how bad it was and like Korey said FUCK YOU!!!!!!

  
  
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  October 05, 2010 at 9:12 PM, Zachary Fortais Gomm said ...

  Category: Other LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• October 03, 2010 at 6:42 PM, said ...

  Was forced to see this pile of crap and this was the first time I have EVER fell asleep during a movie. Freaking GF just had to see it. Fuck this movie, Fuck this director, and Fuck the studio that decided to distribute this shit.

  
  
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  September 30, 2010 at 8:51 PM, said ...

  To be honest I think Korey's review wasnt right it should have been fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk you

• September 25, 2010 at 3:19 PM, Robbie Still said ...

  I'm extremely embarrassed to say this, but my gf dragged me and her bf to go see this movie. I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it at least, but I'll put it to you this way: my gf and her friend Amber laughed their @$$'s off not because of the movie, but the facial ticks, expressions, and flying fingers (possibly including me throwing my drink at the screen, but so aw-stricken it's hard to remember) I was giving this movie throughout the entire show. I mean really, 2/3 of the time, I had my eyes in the other direction facing the floor; I just couldn't deal with it. Haven't seen anything SO SH*TTY since Transformers Revenge of the Fallen; the directors of these films should be tied to 10 horses (5 for each) and be scattered at a jolt to rip off their limbs, including a fifth for their d*ck. Just terrible; you couldn't pay me to go see this. Oh well though, I had my revenge on my lady later that day. >:)

  
  
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  September 24, 2010 at 7:11 PM, Kylie Grace Powers said ...

  "f*** you" ah less is more isnt it! Im SO glad i didnt see this movie because i hate twilight! but i loathe these films. my bf asked me to go with him and his friends to see it, and at that time his foot was in a cast and i felt bad, but i said no. I just broke up with him, but now that i think about it, if he WANTED to see this movie....then hell no is he right for me!! This movie looks awful!!

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