Witless Protection

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  January 15, 2010 at 6:40 AM, Israel Webber said ...

  Jeff Foxworthy isn't close to being the most successful comedian in AMerica. I can name quite a few, ones I like and ones I don't, that are more successful (Dane Cook, perfect example of a successful comedian that hasn't won my favor). Anyways, yeah, there's lots of rednecks here in Texas, and I know quite a few, but I don't know one that would like this film.

• March 31, 2009 at 6:21 AM, Everett Breckenridge said ...

  I'm so renting this movie tommorow. Come on your telling me that fart jokes are not funny? I say bullshit Korey!! Fart jokes are funny & if you think there not funny then go put a bullet in your head..because they are funny asshole!

  
  
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  January 12, 2009 at 2:18 AM, Everett Breckenridge said ...

  Get er done!!!!!! Larry the cable guy fuck'n rules

• August 27, 2008 at 5:27 PM, Vincent Salernitano said ...

  they can tAke the protection off that title and leave witless there

  
  
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  August 04, 2008 at 10:14 PM, Joshua Bell said ...

  Hate to break it too you Korey, but there are a lot more rednecks out there than you seem to think. There's a reason that Jeff Foxworthy is the most successful comedian in America.

• March 13, 2008 at 2:06 AM, Alkunkunka said ...

  HEY! In what other reviews does Edie shows up??? Im relatively new here, so I didn't know about you Edie. But, nice to see these guys talking to a woman...I was starting to get my doubts about them. ANyway, so you are no Puertorrican, but you are hispanic....which hispanic country is she from then?

  
  
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  March 10, 2008 at 6:13 PM, Tea Dog said ...

  I agree that it is sad when a good comedian does a bad movie. It looks like they spent all the money for the film's script on the cuture (means really, really overpriced) items that the girl owns. I don't understand why they would be advertising cuture items in this kind of movie. Anyway I agree that this movie is insulting to red necks. Then again I live in red neck country so I expect it to be popular (even if I think it is junk).

• March 03, 2008 at 4:37 AM, Shy said ...

  I agree with Razmere there. He's a Hell of a comedian! I tuned in to one of his comedy specials on Comedy Central once, just for the Hell of it, and I never laughed so hard for ANYBODY. But his first movie just fell flat. I couldn't even sit through the whole thing. I guess he's just one of those that doesn't transition well from the stage to the silver screen. Or, maybe it's just the material he has to work with. I don't know.

  
  
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  March 02, 2008 at 6:11 PM, Masterplan said ...

  As bad as Larry The Cable Guy and his respective movies are, continuing to utilize him actually makes sense. Those responsible for acquiring his services know that, despite how pretentiously unfunny and utterly stupid his movies are, every piece of white trash will skip a tractor pull to have the 8-10 bucks to fork over to see his new movie that weekend.

• March 01, 2008 at 5:24 AM, Caitlin said ...

  Do we really have a large enough demographic of rednecks? haha surprisingly yeah. i know a lotta ppl who LOVE him! his standup was funny. BUT. he has absolutely no business being in movies.

  
  
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  March 01, 2008 at 2:11 AM, Kimbo said ...

  Go Edie! Now shut up Korey so Edie can actually share her opinion! And as for the movie, why even bother to review it, just post a postcard saying "some ol' bullshit," and we'll get it, LOL.

• March 01, 2008 at 12:51 AM, The MexXxicutioner said ...

  I'm I the only one that knows that Larry the Cable Guy is all an act? Look at this: Yeah, his old comedy bit was so bad that he had to dumb it all down to become successful and adopt a stage persona as well. I can't stand him. The only guy I like from the Blue Collar group is Ron White because at least not every joke from him is about being from the south. And he drinks and smokes on stage so he's alright by me. I have no intentions on seeing this steaming pile of crap, just like I didn't see his first one. Korey's right, is there such a large demographic of people that would watch this to justify it's creation. I certainly hope not but wouldn't be surprised.

  
  
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  February 28, 2008 at 2:17 AM, dnice said ...

  I like having a girl do the reviews ... You need to have Edie do them more often!

• February 27, 2008 at 11:41 PM, Brian Kudler said ...

  EDIE ROCKS!

  
  
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  February 27, 2008 at 3:38 PM, Tonyz said ...

  I think that Larry the Cable guy movies are a lot like the Ernest movies were back in the 90's. Which were just as bad and stupid.

• February 27, 2008 at 6:17 AM, Aaron said ...

  so is this worse than meet the spartans?

  
  
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  February 27, 2008 at 4:37 AM, HardBoild said ...

  The tag line of this movie should be Witness the Crap Unfold

• February 26, 2008 at 3:21 PM, Rooster said ...

  I live out in the boondocks and even I wouldn't see this crap. I think Larry needs to get some new material.

  
  
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  February 26, 2008 at 8:39 AM, The Mighty Celestial said ...

  I think that movie is insulting not only to rednecks, but also to cable-guys & unwarrented buttcracks everywhere.

• February 26, 2008 at 4:42 AM, Sidewaystranger said ...

  Edie's hispanic? Cool!

  
  
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  February 26, 2008 at 4:35 AM, Drain said ...

  Hey guys. I'm in GA, which means my family trees are loaded with stupid, annoying, retarded IQ 65 rednecks, and I DO NOT LIKE LARRY THE CABLE GUY. I had the misfortune of watching him in Health Inspector, and haven't watched another one of his movies since. Like Korey said in another review.. "I may be retarded but do not insult my intelligence". I watched Blue Collar TV for a little while a few years ago, but now the whole redneck humor thing has been dead for years, they just don't know when to quit! I don't know how they make it to theaters now. Lets just make a TV Channel and let Larry own it for himself and call it a damn day. There will be about 50 good people that will watch it worldwide. Korey takes one for the team watching this movie.

• February 25, 2008 at 10:59 PM, Edie said ...

  he tries and he tries but he never learns LOL

  
  
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  February 25, 2008 at 8:13 PM, L said ...

  wasn't there suposed to be a guest reviewer once a month?

• February 25, 2008 at 4:45 PM, Qdot said ...

  More "Ass Crack" jokes...i guess we cant get enough of them.

  
  
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  February 25, 2008 at 4:39 PM, SketchedLilly said ...

  I am white like flour and come from a pretty redneck background. My family is all from Northern Ontario and my entire paternal side are hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen, rowdy, and heavy drinkers. I, nor any of my family, will want to watch this.

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